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A bagel usually comprised of cream cheese. Said to called a jew bagel as many jews eat this delicacy as a breakfast.
Guy 1: Hey man, pass me the bagel and cream cheese
Guy 2: What planning on making a Jew bagel?
Guy 1: Hey man, I'm no Jew, but I think these Jews are onto something. This stuff is good!
by Martyre gall November 25, 2007
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Something to eat there's nothing to eat for breakfast
Guy 1: Hey there's nothing to eat for breakfast
Guy 2: There's cereal right here
Guy 1: Oh that's total, I don't really like that
Guy 2: DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
~Tourette's guy

by Martyre gall November 24, 2007
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