6 definitions by Markbabi

Flap bat

A flap bat is a woman with large vulva flaps that doesn't know how to shut them

Charlotte is a flap bat, she's apparently been with half of the town

by Markbabi March 21, 2017

Welsh Whale

Fat Welsh home wrecker. Gets knocked up by a married man for a visa. Pathetic foreign understanding of medical conditions. Can't even Cook chips! Sooooo not a nice human. Was a Welsh back packer, now a Welsh fanny packer! Bad daddy issues, fat belly baby daddy looks like Welsh daddy!

"Charlotte is such a Welsh whale. She can't sit with us!"

by Markbabi March 21, 2017

Syphilis

The end outcome of being a cheating loser who likes the sound of their own voice too much.

Wow, he had a nice girlfriend and now he has syphilis

by Markbabi March 21, 2017

Tupperhoe

Those peeps that are always by your side. In good times and in bad. Like a marriage but without inter course

"She is my Tupperhoe, my best biartch. I have her back, and she has mine!"

by Markbabi March 21, 2017

Klamydia

When your mate just won't leave you alone and coughs up phlegm on your dining table.

"Eeewe bitch, did you klamydia on my table"?

by Markbabi March 21, 2017

Fart filter

Fart filter when speaking about someone who talks a lot of shit knowing to filter what they say

You know when talking to him you need a fart filter

by Markbabi March 21, 2017