Mark's definitions

deez nuts

local prank on Dudley and Bob radio show
on KLBJfm

caller:How is every one
Dale Dudley:fine sir how can we help you
caller:How come I cant here my self on the the radio
Dale Dudley:Its in delay
caller:How 'bout you delay deez nuts on your chin

by mark January 24, 2004

chicken pig

fat useless fuk that will try to all the drumstix before the grandchild can wake up and have some for dinner

fuk get the kids hands out the way before she devours them too

by Mark August 1, 2004

Ruffian

An unattractive member of the opposite sex.

Chris: How was last night?
Mark: It was great, I pulled a real fittie, but Josh was left with her RUFFIAN mate.
Chris: So did he pull her?
Mark: fo shizzle my nizzle

by Mark January 19, 2004

stingl

To rip someone a new one from your holier-than-thou throne of judgement while thinking you are helping them.

Nice work Dave, you totally stingled her ass last night at Tim Horton's.

by Mark March 31, 2005

ringsmack

A definite gay person who is likely to chase you round the garden. Likes gardening and pays special attention to water features. A constant masterbater

He is a ringsmack.
What a rinsmack.

by mark September 10, 2003

Fossy

Excellent at online games, The fossy is a mysterious figure to be reckoned with.

<|_emon> Damn nice shot mr fossy!
<Mr.Fossy>Yes I know.... (disapears ina puff of smoke>

by Mark September 3, 2004

locomotion

A synonym for anal sex.

She's definetely a fan of the locomotion

by Mark January 26, 2003