Mark's definitions

hork

to smoke, usu. in reference to marijuana

Hey Joe, want to come and hork this pipe with me?

by mark September 2, 2003

chicken pig

fat useless fuk that will try to all the drumstix before the grandchild can wake up and have some for dinner

fuk get the kids hands out the way before she devours them too

by Mark August 1, 2004

Half Life

1 : the time required for half of something to undergo a process: as a : the time required for half of the atoms of a radioactive substance to become disintegrated b : the time required for half the amount of a substance (as a drug or radioactive tracer) in or introduced into a living system or ecosystem to be eliminated or disintegrated by natural processes
2 : a period of usefulness or popularity preceding decline or obsolescence <slang usually has a short half-life>

For americium-241, it is known that half of the atoms decay in 458 years. Therefore, 458 years is the half-life of americium-241. Every radioactive element has a different half-life, ranging from fractions of a second to millions of years, depending on the specific isotope. For example, americium-243 has a half-life of 7,370 years.

by Mark January 6, 2004

nether hole

another word for the anus; not to be confused with the nether eye (a word used by chaucer in the canterbury tales), which refers to a woman's genitalia (read: vagina).

my nether hole was in sore need of relief.

by mark February 2, 2004

Dirty Bird

Refers to going to grab Swiss Chalet or food from another restaurant that specializes in chicken.

Who wants to grab some dirty bird.

by Mark December 1, 2003

Muffinology

The study of the muff. Study of the pussy

Ron is the professor of Muffinology 101.

by Mark September 21, 2004

hurl

1. (n) Vomit
2. (v) To vomit

1. Look out for the puddle of hurl
2. I think I'm going to hurl!

by Mark June 24, 2004