Mark's definitions

penis

a dink

i like to rub my penis

by mark September 27, 2003

naise

Insane german with homosexual tendencies. Likes to wear ladies underwear.

Clemens, why do they call you Naise?

by mark February 8, 2004

bif naked

Bif Naked aka Beth Hopkins, is a fabulous female Canadian rock singer. She has featured on the Buffy soundtrack, and also apeared in a few movies.

"wow bif naked rawks!"
"your telling me!"

by Mark June 19, 2004

mulelippin'

Using the palm of your hand to check your female sexual partner's vaginal lips after foreplay to see if she is ready for sex.

John: Hey man, I was mulelippin' Julie the other night and spilled my beer on the new carpet.

by Mark May 5, 2005

camel toe jam

left over jizz from the night before

check out the wet patch on that camel toe must have had its fill from the night before

by Mark July 31, 2004

Same

A omnipresent meaning orginated from brotherhood.

"Same"

by Mark April 12, 2003

the comeback tour

The comeback tour is, kickass.

Kevin "Wanna know what the comeback tour is?"

Mark "What?"

Kevin "Kickass."

by Mark October 22, 2004