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Stop it with the "your mom" insults. Those are cliche and haven't been offensive since the fucking 1980s.
by Marco K. May 29, 2010
Get the cliche mug.Justin Bieber is a shitty 16 year old pop musician from Canada. He is the next big thing amongst moronic 12 year old sluts all around the world. he is a talentless mongoloid that spews the same shit on the radio that's been playing for the last 10 fucking years. Of course, no shitty musician is complete without some high-pitched girly vocals, unoriginal computerized music, cliche love-struck lyrics and a wannabe hardcore attitude. Justin Bieber of course possesses all those "qualities" in his music...if there is any quality in it to begin with. To quote the Angry Video Game Nerd: "If your ears could puke, they would."
by Marco K. May 29, 2010
Get the Justin Bieber mug.Justin Bieber is a shitty 16 year old pop musician from Canada. He is the next big thing amongst moronic 12 year old sluts all around the world. he is a talentless mongoloid that spews the same shit on the radio that's been playing for the last 10 fucking years. Of course, no shitty musician is complete without some high-pitched girly vocals, unoriginal computerized music, cliche love-struck lyrics and a wannabe hardcore attitude. Justin Bieber of course possesses all those "qualities" in his music...if there is any quality in it to begin with. To quote the Angry Video Game Nerd: "If your ears could puke, they would."
by Marco K. May 29, 2010
Get the Justin Bieber mug.The Jonas Brothers were once a popular boy band that was all the rage about two years ago. They were a trio of morons, or three brothers that probably took turns giving eachother blow jobs every night before bed. They would go on-stage and pose with Gibson guitars that they couldn't even play. I mean, why would you need to play them when you could just have a backing band do it for you? They sing like they're constipated, they write cliche cheesy lyrics that the tweenie-bop mongoloids just went batshit crazy for. However, like all shitty products of Disney, they fell and faded away about a year ago and will most likely never come back. That is a good thing.
Last year, I always hoped that the Jonas Brothers would crash into a telephone pole while they were in their car having butt sex. Now a year later, that wish has sort of come true...except they aren't dead. Damn!
by Marco K. June 1, 2010
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