4 definitions by Man Sees A Spider Dance Troupe
1) A person who "isn't worried" about Covid-19 because they "aren't old enough." (This does not discount the Covidiot having asthma, obesity, or another major risk factor).
2) Someone who goes on numerous pointless excursions during the aforementioned pandemic, often against local ruling, because they are hollow inside, utterly selfish, and, most probably, lick hand railings.
3) On the extreme, either denies Covid-19 is an issue at all (or real) and/or completely loses their shit and buys no more soap than usual BUT every last disenfectant product & T.P. roll.**
**Despite this, their living space is still as gross as ever.
See also: organic portals
2) Someone who goes on numerous pointless excursions during the aforementioned pandemic, often against local ruling, because they are hollow inside, utterly selfish, and, most probably, lick hand railings.
3) On the extreme, either denies Covid-19 is an issue at all (or real) and/or completely loses their shit and buys no more soap than usual BUT every last disenfectant product & T.P. roll.**
**Despite this, their living space is still as gross as ever.
See also: organic portals
Karen the Covidiot can't survive with just the dick pics she collected from Tinder even 6 whole days.
by Man Sees A Spider Dance Troupe March 26, 2020
The infant of a woman who sustained herself while pregnant primarily on Cheetos snacks, but, also likely, Slim Jims, and any other variety of processed snack food one can find at a convenience store.
Near or entirely missing from the mother's diet: fruits, whole grains, & vegetables (aside from pickles, Bibb lettuce, catsup, and french fries).
Near or entirely missing from the mother's diet: fruits, whole grains, & vegetables (aside from pickles, Bibb lettuce, catsup, and french fries).
Rad Manager Debbie: Thanks for the delivery, but, I swear, these pregnant girls working for me? They're gonna all have a Cheeto babies! I worry for these babies!
Delivery man: Cheeto baby? *Chuckling*
Debbie: Cheeto babies create a whole, negative cycle. They come out needing aspiration, get on assistance...it's a self-fulfilling prophecy...
Delivery man: Cheeto baby? *Chuckling*
Debbie: Cheeto babies create a whole, negative cycle. They come out needing aspiration, get on assistance...it's a self-fulfilling prophecy...
by Man Sees A Spider Dance Troupe June 3, 2020
A housing lesbian becomes activated when they see a woman (with property/room) has romantic or sexual feelings for them.
Essentially, a parasitic-personalitied woman/apex predator with no romantic inklings (possibly no feelings, period), headed towards eviction proceedings, and/or has worn out her welcome elsewhere recently.
Essentially, a parasitic-personalitied woman/apex predator with no romantic inklings (possibly no feelings, period), headed towards eviction proceedings, and/or has worn out her welcome elsewhere recently.
Claire would "fall in love" with a fire hydrant if she thought it could offer her lazy ass something. Watch out, she is a housing lesbian!
by Man Sees A Spider Dance Troupe October 10, 2021
Any documentary television show, movie, or series on the subject of forensic science and/or murder investigations.
Friend: "Where's Mary?"
Mary's Husband: "Oh, watching her death crimes...probably planning my murder!"
Mary's Husband: "Oh, watching her death crimes...probably planning my murder!"
by Man Sees A Spider Dance Troupe March 27, 2020