3 definitions by MadHatter6
A heroic clan opposed to the savage Mortimer clan. Also known as the Mores, they have been battling the Mers for millennia in an ongoing war in order to reproduce as much as possible so that they can outnumber the other clan.
It is considered rude to deny a Mortimore their sex privileges since all you are doing is hindering them in their battles against the Mers.
by MadHatter6 June 6, 2020
The state of having a horrible condition called teleiophilia. It is best just to avoid anyone who is teleiophilic, for the good of the community.
Person 1: Wow did you see the way that Sara looked at me? I think I’m going to go talk to her.
Person 2: I wouldn’t if I were you, I heard she was teleiophilic.
Person 2: I wouldn’t if I were you, I heard she was teleiophilic.
by MadHatter6 May 25, 2020
Cleaning utensil designed to clean up stains, specifically those from pop drinks. Not to be confused with beer sponges or cum sponges.
Person 1: Dude, I just spilled my Mountain Dew, can you help me out?
Person 2: I ran out of paper towels but you can borrow my soda sponge.
Person 2: I ran out of paper towels but you can borrow my soda sponge.
by MadHatter6 May 23, 2020