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The act of rallying people who take pleasure in the art of gooch tickling and/or being tickled.
Phineas stood on the podium and raised his hands as he called upon the gooch gods to rain down the gooches from the sky. The onlookers described Phineas to be rallying the gooches.
by MadHat March 20, 2024
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Verb. To urinate through the opening of your shorts at the knee, without removing your shorts.
Bob: Man! I really gotta take a piss, but there's nowhere to go!!
Samwise: Just go around the corner and take a knee.
Bob: Wow! Great idea! Good thing I'm wearing shorts today!
by MadHat December 18, 2004
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The act of taking a shit on a girl's chest while she is sucking your dick. See also: Hot Carlisle, Pasadena Mudslide, California Hot Plate
I gave her a cleveland steamer last night. It got a little bit messy.
by MadHat December 18, 2004
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A person who dangles upon a man’s balls for as long as they can while the man hangs from a pole.

A popular sport aimed to test one’s endurance. Typically performed at strip clubs or in front of squatters homes.
Bro Josh is such a ball dangler! He hung on my balls so long they started to turn a different color!

Billy is a professional ball dangler.
by MadHat March 20, 2024
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A sacrificial baby is placed upon a podium as ash is poured down on the screaming fetus as it is suffocated by the remains. Used for rituals or to propose to a loved one.
Bro I cant believe you forgot the ash baby! How the hell am I gonna impress that whore Jazmine?
by MadHat March 20, 2024
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The girls of the internet... I'd go online with them any day!
by MadHat December 18, 2004
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A shit that you spend a nice long time working on, but then when you're done, isn't in the toilet! You could have sworn you took that shit but it's gone! You wipe your arse and it's perfectly clean. Where did the shit go? I don't know!
Bob: Hey man! You didn't flush the toilet! Samwise: It's ok playa. It was a ghost shit... respek
by MadHat December 18, 2004
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