9 definitions by MC?
Sorry I was late, I ran into some resistance when evicting the basement tenants. What a pain in the ass.
by MC? February 14, 2006
A moist fart that occurs at some point beyond day two of camping. It lingers and adds to the plethora or aromas normally associated with camping and not showering for days. May require a confidence wipe.
After a few days of camping, drinking, and eating hotdogs over the campfire, I let out a camper damper that was so wet it sounded like it was underwater. My crack is like a slip-n-slide. The smell was best described as thick.
by MC? July 3, 2011
Sensei: I cannot teach you my ultimate deathnique, for I may have to use it against you one day, if evil clouds your mind.
by MC? April 5, 2010
If you are strong-winded, your natural gas is of a higher potency than the average person's. The smell can be toxic.
by MC? February 5, 2007
Kelly has the best tits. They are so mammorable. I'll be able to picture them long after I've forgotten her name
by MC? February 12, 2014
An abbreviation for Damn U Bill Gates. Can be used as a statement of frustration whenever anything goes wrong with any computer anywhere. Since he is the supreme overlord of computers, any problems are clearly his fault.
I just got 23 errors in a row when I tried to copy and paste, then all my programs shut down and I got a system self-destruct message.
DUBG!
DUBG!
by MC? September 9, 2005
Discovering only pee when changing a diaper, several times in a row. Presumably the other parent (or babysitter/grandparent/whoever) was not so lucky.
I've been dodging the brown bullet for a week now. Baby and I have worked out the perfect arrangement.
by MC? June 26, 2012