Lumlotus's definitions

i'm literally shaking right now

Used when someone is both furious and emotionally upset about something. Usually a reaction of not being unable to emotionally handle not getting one's way with something.

Like omg! I'm literally shaking right now.

by Lumlotus December 9, 2016

butch in a binder

A lesbian transtrender with a dissociative disorder.
Basically any female who thinks they are transgender but because they are so homophobic that can't get over the fact that they are a lesbian.

That girl is not trans, she's a butch in a binder.

by Lumlotus August 3, 2019

insert politically incorrect word here

Any word that might be considered offensive, politically incorrect, or triggering.

You can't say insert politically incorrect word here that's offensive.

by Lumlotus December 6, 2016

buttermcfuckface

Any person who both ugly and with a very ugly personality. This is a variation to mcbutterfuckface

Person A: I heard you were going out with what's her face?
Person B: That buttermcfuckface? Hell no!

by Lumlotus December 9, 2016

friend with benefits zoned

A cuck who is in a relationship with someone who only uses them for sex. The only reason they are with them still is because of the delusion that the person using them actually cares for them.

Josh thought Linda loved him but in reality she friend with benefits zoned him.

by Lumlotus June 9, 2018

Gamer girl

Female who uses games for status, game items, and money rather than actually being interested in gaming. Not to be confused with gamers who are girls. Gamer girls are usually high maintenance and lack any real skill in video games. They expect you to pay special attention to them and will easily get jealous of gamers who are girls. If they aren't getting the top gear and items from you, assuming you're a male they are trying to impress, they will throw fits. If you display any type of behavior they believe inappropriate they will throw fits and if you make a career in gaming they will do their best to get you fired. They are entitled little brats who think they are rare creatures who should be treated like princesses just because they happen to be female nevermind the fact women are not actually rare in the gaming community and are also annoyed by this childish behavior.

Gamer girl: OMG this dude just teabagged me!
Girl Gamer: Bitch I'm female. Instead of being such whiny gamer girl why don't you get some real skills so you won't fail so bad at playing.

by Lumlotus May 24, 2018

Shopping Ninja

When the person you're shopping with randomly disappears with the shopping cart with out you noticing. You usually spend the rest of the shopping trip looking for them.

Jack: Yo Sally have you seen mom?

Sally: She pulled a shopping ninjas on me.

by Lumlotus May 14, 2013