Lumlotus's definitions

woke

A word meant to replace the word enlightened usually used by people who were brainwashed by the Illuminati or is a part of the Illuminati cult. The word is usually used in reference to a fictional 8-year-old child, usually claimed to be their own biological child, in unusual and extreme political bias that the child supposedly said that is meant to sound intelligent. Unfortunately, if the child is real it points to the possibility that a few children may have been politically abused by the propaganda and dogma that their parents believe something of which was caused by fake news.

My woke 8-year-old child just told me how afraid he is of our new president because our new president is going gas us all just like the Nazis did to the Jews. All who voted for Trump are Nazi worshiping white supremacist murders.

by Lumlotus December 6, 2016

mcbutterfuckface

Any person who both ugly and with a very ugly personality. This is a variation to buttermcfuckface.

Person A: I heard you were going out with what's her face?
Person B: That mcbutterfuckface? Hell no!

by Lumlotus December 9, 2016

buttermcfuckface

Any person who both ugly and with a very ugly personality. This is a variation to mcbutterfuckface

Person A: I heard you were going out with what's her face?
Person B: That buttermcfuckface? Hell no!

by Lumlotus December 9, 2016

racism

It's the belief of people being inferior or superior solely based on their skin color. Really its not that hard to understand, but people keep peddling the misinformation that it must include prejudice + power and have forcibly trying to rewrite it as such. The prejudice + power is usually used to hide ones own racism. Usually anyone that peddles the prejudice + power are anti-white extremist or mistakenly belief that their own race, any color, is inferior.

Since it's likely that everyone has experienced racism by the time they read this I'm sure no example would be needed.

by Lumlotus December 9, 2016

friend with benefits zoned

A cuck who is in a relationship with someone who only uses them for sex. The only reason they are with them still is because of the delusion that the person using them actually cares for them.

Josh thought Linda loved him but in reality she friend with benefits zoned him.

by Lumlotus June 9, 2018

insert politically incorrect word here

Any word that might be considered offensive, politically incorrect, or triggering.

You can't say insert politically incorrect word here that's offensive.

by Lumlotus December 6, 2016

literally Hitler

Anyone you absolutely hate with a seething passion. They may not be literally Hitler, but you will make things up about them to make them sound like they could be Hitler just to get others to hate them too. Unfortunately, if caught or if anyone disagrees with you may end up blocking or cutting ties with people.

Person A: Jasmine is literally Hitler, she killed her baby sister.
Person B: But Jasmine's little sister is sitting on my lap. She alive to me.
Person A: LIKE OMG BLOCKED BITCH!

by Lumlotus December 9, 2016