Lumlotus's definitions

woke

A word meant to replace the word enlightened usually used by people who were brainwashed by the Illuminati or is a part of the Illuminati cult. The word is usually used in reference to a fictional 8-year-old child, usually claimed to be their own biological child, in unusual and extreme political bias that the child supposedly said that is meant to sound intelligent. Unfortunately, if the child is real it points to the possibility that a few children may have been politically abused by the propaganda and dogma that their parents believe something of which was caused by fake news.

My woke 8-year-old child just told me how afraid he is of our new president because our new president is going gas us all just like the Nazis did to the Jews. All who voted for Trump are Nazi worshiping white supremacist murders.

by Lumlotus December 6, 2016

mcbutterfuckface

Any person who both ugly and with a very ugly personality. This is a variation to buttermcfuckface.

Person A: I heard you were going out with what's her face?
Person B: That mcbutterfuckface? Hell no!

by Lumlotus December 9, 2016

friend with benefits zoned

A cuck who is in a relationship with someone who only uses them for sex. The only reason they are with them still is because of the delusion that the person using them actually cares for them.

Josh thought Linda loved him but in reality she friend with benefits zoned him.

by Lumlotus June 9, 2018

buttermcfuckface

Any person who both ugly and with a very ugly personality. This is a variation to mcbutterfuckface

Person A: I heard you were going out with what's her face?
Person B: That buttermcfuckface? Hell no!

by Lumlotus December 9, 2016

racism

It's the belief of people being inferior or superior solely based on their skin color. Really its not that hard to understand, but people keep peddling the misinformation that it must include prejudice + power and have forcibly trying to rewrite it as such. The prejudice + power is usually used to hide ones own racism. Usually anyone that peddles the prejudice + power are anti-white extremist or mistakenly belief that their own race, any color, is inferior.

Since it's likely that everyone has experienced racism by the time they read this I'm sure no example would be needed.

by Lumlotus December 9, 2016

Gamer girl

Female who uses games for status, game items, and money rather than actually being interested in gaming. Not to be confused with gamers who are girls. Gamer girls are usually high maintenance and lack any real skill in video games. They expect you to pay special attention to them and will easily get jealous of gamers who are girls. If they aren't getting the top gear and items from you, assuming you're a male they are trying to impress, they will throw fits. If you display any type of behavior they believe inappropriate they will throw fits and if you make a career in gaming they will do their best to get you fired. They are entitled little brats who think they are rare creatures who should be treated like princesses just because they happen to be female nevermind the fact women are not actually rare in the gaming community and are also annoyed by this childish behavior.

Gamer girl: OMG this dude just teabagged me!
Girl Gamer: Bitch I'm female. Instead of being such whiny gamer girl why don't you get some real skills so you won't fail so bad at playing.

by Lumlotus May 24, 2018

insert politically incorrect word here

Any word that might be considered offensive, politically incorrect, or triggering.

You can't say insert politically incorrect word here that's offensive.

by Lumlotus December 6, 2016