Lumlotus's definitions

i'm literally shaking right now

Used when someone is both furious and emotionally upset about something. Usually a reaction of not being unable to emotionally handle not getting one's way with something.

Like omg! I'm literally shaking right now.

by Lumlotus December 9, 2016

insert politically incorrect word here

Any word that might be considered offensive, politically incorrect, or triggering.

You can't say insert politically incorrect word here that's offensive.

by Lumlotus December 6, 2016

buttermcfuckface

Any person who both ugly and with a very ugly personality. This is a variation to mcbutterfuckface

Person A: I heard you were going out with what's her face?
Person B: That buttermcfuckface? Hell no!

by Lumlotus December 9, 2016

friend with benefits zoned

A cuck who is in a relationship with someone who only uses them for sex. The only reason they are with them still is because of the delusion that the person using them actually cares for them.

Josh thought Linda loved him but in reality she friend with benefits zoned him.

by Lumlotus June 9, 2018

racism

It's the belief of people being inferior or superior solely based on their skin color. Really its not that hard to understand, but people keep peddling the misinformation that it must include prejudice + power and have forcibly trying to rewrite it as such. The prejudice + power is usually used to hide ones own racism. Usually anyone that peddles the prejudice + power are anti-white extremist or mistakenly belief that their own race, any color, is inferior.

Since it's likely that everyone has experienced racism by the time they read this I'm sure no example would be needed.

by Lumlotus December 9, 2016

Urban Saltionary

When your Urban Dictionary submission gets rejected just because it's likely to offend someone or wasn't politically correct. Usually used if the people on Urban Dictionary is being bias with reviews.

Man people on this site don't have any sense of humor anymore. All my submissions were rejected because they had insert politically incorrect word here. They should just rename it to Urban Saltionary.

by Lumlotus December 6, 2016

Shopping Ninja

When the person you're shopping with randomly disappears with the shopping cart with out you noticing. You usually spend the rest of the shopping trip looking for them.

Jack: Yo Sally have you seen mom?

Sally: She pulled a shopping ninjas on me.

by Lumlotus May 14, 2013