Lumlotus's definitions

Shopping Ninja

When the person you're shopping with randomly disappears with the shopping cart with out you noticing. You usually spend the rest of the shopping trip looking for them.

Jack: Yo Sally have you seen mom?

Sally: She pulled a shopping ninjas on me.

by Lumlotus May 14, 2013

electra femicide complex

When a female character in a cartoon, movie, videogame, or any other writing either started feminine or started very masculinized or became masculinized by their creators to create a "strong female" character type. Masculation so can be so heavy that female fans can become self conscious about their own bodies in a very electra complex way.

A: Did you play The Last of Us 2 yet?
B: Nah who wants to play a game with severe electra femicide complex.

by Lumlotus June 3, 2021

Urban Saltionary

When your Urban Dictionary submission gets rejected just because it's likely to offend someone or wasn't politically correct. Usually used if the people on Urban Dictionary is being bias with reviews.

Man people on this site don't have any sense of humor anymore. All my submissions were rejected because they had insert politically incorrect word here. They should just rename it to Urban Saltionary.

by Lumlotus December 6, 2016

woke

A word meant to replace the word enlightened usually used by people who were brainwashed by the Illuminati or is a part of the Illuminati cult. The word is usually used in reference to a fictional 8-year-old child, usually claimed to be their own biological child, in unusual and extreme political bias that the child supposedly said that is meant to sound intelligent. Unfortunately, if the child is real it points to the possibility that a few children may have been politically abused by the propaganda and dogma that their parents believe something of which was caused by fake news.

My woke 8-year-old child just told me how afraid he is of our new president because our new president is going gas us all just like the Nazis did to the Jews. All who voted for Trump are Nazi worshiping white supremacist murders.

by Lumlotus December 6, 2016

mcbutterfuckface

Any person who both ugly and with a very ugly personality. This is a variation to buttermcfuckface.

Person A: I heard you were going out with what's her face?
Person B: That mcbutterfuckface? Hell no!

by Lumlotus December 9, 2016

racism

It's the belief of people being inferior or superior solely based on their skin color. Really its not that hard to understand, but people keep peddling the misinformation that it must include prejudice + power and have forcibly trying to rewrite it as such. The prejudice + power is usually used to hide ones own racism. Usually anyone that peddles the prejudice + power are anti-white extremist or mistakenly belief that their own race, any color, is inferior.

Since it's likely that everyone has experienced racism by the time they read this I'm sure no example would be needed.

by Lumlotus December 9, 2016

friend with benefits zoned

A cuck who is in a relationship with someone who only uses them for sex. The only reason they are with them still is because of the delusion that the person using them actually cares for them.

Josh thought Linda loved him but in reality she friend with benefits zoned him.

by Lumlotus June 9, 2018