50 definitions by Luddz

Someone who hears but does not see an event
The earwitness, the said that she heard the "couple having sex", when in all actuality they had gotten back from a long late-ate-nite jog
by Luddz July 5, 2015
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An angry, skinny, straight woman, who mostly likely spent time in prison; She hates men, and feels power over them by hanging around lesbians. She is often tweeked-out on drugs -- which makes her more of a bitch.
"Watch out for Thin Lizzie...she went psycho the last time I made fun of her music." She's pretty angry today."
by Luddz May 4, 2015
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One who claims or asserts that someone has done something illegal or wrong, typically without proof that this is the case.
The alleger, the one who stated the allegation, is in the next room sipping her tea all prim and proper-like.
by Luddz June 3, 2015
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n. The act of mating with an alien.
Spock, however illogical, is the progeny of a human mother and a Vulcan father ; this Xenocesty, in creating offspring, is quite unorthodox and highly improbable.
by Luddz July 18, 2021
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The more proper term, to refer to a 'Church of Jesus Christ Latter Day Saint' --instead of the possibly slightly derogatory epithet 'Mormon'. Also, it may be more proper to say 'LDS' -- as in, "He's LDS" and not "He's an LDS" --unless one says "He's an LDS member.'
Are you LDS?
by Luddz February 3, 2015
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A kangaroo court is one not following established legal principles and procedures. Some groups off prisoners, for example, try their fellows and occasionally enforce arbitrary, cruel, and/or perverted punishments. In the West a comic show may be made of a kangaroo court, with "dudes" or others being tried for trivial or imaginary offenses. An authorized court may be called a kangaroo court if its procedures are highhanded, irresponsible, and of doubtful legality:.
Lynching was often preceded by trials in kangaroo courts.
by Luddz July 8, 2015
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A musical instrument that is operated by pressing black and white keys, thereby depressing the spirits of those listening .
When she played the piano and great sadness filled the room.
by Luddz February 1, 2015
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