bonch

Used to greet someone in a way to surprise/startle them.

Person 1 (walks up to Person 2): "BONCH!"
Person 2: "Whoa, hey man, what's up"

by LoofY July 24, 2008

Doctors Interview

Giving your boss the excuse of a doctors appointment when actually going to a job interview.

Employee: Has anyone seen Dan today?
Boss: He said he had doctors appointment, but it sounds to me like a "doctors interview".

by Loofy July 27, 2013