2 definitions by Lloyd599

Divot

a sexual act involving pooing into your own hand and mashing the poo into a female vagina. once the said poo is in place, you shave off your pubes (make sure you grow for a few weeks before committing the act) and mash them into the poo, creating the effect of replacing a divot.

i gave her a solid divot last night because i was growing my pubes for about 4 months.

by Lloyd599 December 3, 2009

Biscotti Dip

First, you need to take a log of your freshly dumped shit and freeze it. make sure the log is the result of a fairly solid dump before you go to freeze it because having it in a round cylinder shape will give a better outcome, and no one likes dealing with runny poo. after the log has been frozen, you use it as a dildo.

I gave andrea a biscotti dip last night with my frozen shit.

by Lloyd599 December 3, 2009