3 definitions by Levi Hizzle
A cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father and can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Damn, that guy Jesus Christ sure is bad-ass. He somehow managed to revive himself after being nailed to a giant board. Props, yo.
by Levi Hizzle August 13, 2009
1. Uncommon, more effective replacement for the highly overused phrase piece of shit.
- Commonly used at sportings events, sausage fests, and other masculine events where a fresh new obscenity fits right in.
- Commonly used at sportings events, sausage fests, and other masculine events where a fresh new obscenity fits right in.
"You piece of fuck, if you touch my girlfriend again I'll fucking kill you."
or
"That piece of fuck just ate the last god-damn piece of pizza"
or
"That piece of fuck just ate the last god-damn piece of pizza"
by Levi Hizzle November 19, 2005
The worst college football team (University of Washington) on the face of the planet. Successfully achieved their goal of complete and utter self-humiliation in the 2008-2009 school year by going 0-14.
Damn, I can't believe I bought season tickets for the Huskies. They sucked so much ass. What a waste of beer money.
by Levi Hizzle August 13, 2009