2 definitions by Lee_Harvey_Oswald

Coffee

Something people drink to activate their inner intelligence, also to be harassed about how much cream and sugar they put in it.

"Hey Cam, Want some Coffee with that cream?! HAHAHAHA!!"

by Lee_Harvey_Oswald October 23, 2019

Airdrie

A city that is basically one giant hotel for people who have jobs in Calgary, which is a superior place in almost every way you can spin it. If you go anywhere is southern Alberta and say your from Airdrie, people will most likely either call you autistic or say "Where's that?" and everything in-between. Now that I think of it, yeah, Airdrie fucking sucks. We have one medical clinic for 78,000 people, and that clinic has never been staffed to anywhere near full since I've been alive. We also get a lot of the refuge (or garbage) from Didsbury, so now we have drugs fucking everywhere, I can now by acid from a teenager, cool. Im pretty sure two people have died from the water slide at genesis place. There road problems everywhere, there's Karen's everywhere. In Airdrie, we have one really affluent neighborhood that has this big red sign that says "Voted Airdries BEST community 9 years in a row!" which makes me vomit a little bit every time I see it.

"Hey do you want to stop for Tim's on the way to Calgary in Airdrie?"
"Yeah sure I guess, just make sure you have the Glock loaded and ready to go, just in case."

"Hey after you graduate, are you moving or staying here in Airdrie?"
"Fat chance, I'm either going to Calgary or moving up to Fort Mac!"

"Ok, from Cochrane, to get to Irricana we can go through Airdrie, it'll be shorter."
"Lets go around, I would like our dignity to be somewhat intact."

"I think I'll join the Airdrie Mom's Facebook group"
"Mom if you do that, I'm no longer your daughter as far as I'm concerned."

by Lee_Harvey_Oswald September 16, 2020