Leandro's definitions

Daytons

Spoked wire wheels. Used by race cars back years ago before mag wheels took over, now adored by low-riders.

I'm ballin' with my 100 spoke triple-gold Daytons, BEE-ATCH

by Leandro October 26, 2004

guiness

Guiness is nector for hippies.

Hey bro, wanna go puff some nugs and drink some Guiness?

by Leandro October 25, 2004

Stiff Little Fingers

Great Irish punk band. Many wonderful songs about English colonization in Northern Ireland. "Alternative Ulster" is the best song in the world.

Stiff Little Fingers rocks

by Leandro October 26, 2004

Oh Snap

First known usage was by the 1980's rap song "Just a Friend" by Biz Markie. Its a "rated G" way of saying "oh shit"

So I came to her room and opened the door
Oh, snap! guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin’ my girl in the mouth,
I was so in shock my heart went down south
So please listen to the message that I say
Don’t ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend

by Leandro October 30, 2004

Costa Rica

Costa Rica is as close to a paradise as is actually possible.

I want to live and die in Costa Rica, its simply beautiful

by Leandro October 26, 2004

Valentine 1

A $400 piece of equipment that attaches to the windshield of your car that detects every automatic door, garage door opener, bank alarm, other radar detectors, and the occasional police radar.

Mr. A: "Why is that thing beeping like crazy?"

Mr. B: "Because we are driving past a grocery store."

by Leandro November 16, 2004

brass knuckles

A weapon consisting of heavy brass (the cheap plastic ebay ones dont count) that have holes for you to put your fingers through, in order to get a grip and form a fist. Once this is done, you can use the weight and hardness of the brass to injure soft flesh. Pretty effective at ruining people's day, but if you dont know how to fight you may get it taken off your own hands and then used against you. Imagine that.

You try to get slick, you bust a little chuckle, you're gonna get smacked with my gold finger kuckles.

by Leandro October 30, 2004