1 definition by Lamarvelous

Jesus cock

A 'perfect'penis free of any flaws, blemishes, or curves. Basically, it's a dick that is beauteous! It can pertain to the length, girth, color, and/or over-all appearance of it, be it flaccid or erect.

I'm so hooked on my boyfriend's jesus cock! That is totally why he is so cocky!

by Lamarvelous December 5, 2009