LM's definitions

Galvatron

Allegiance: Decepticon

Sub-groups: Nobody would have him!

Function: Crazy person

"DRINK!"

He was the strongest Decepticon ever, and he would lead them into a new age of dominance. Then he found out how badly the movie did and slipped into drink and drugs. This severely hampered his ability as commander ("If we all charge in single file at the Autobot's most heavily-defended base, they'll be vanquished forever!") and he was eventually kicked out. Now his a 'bot of few words; those words are "BWAAAAAAA!", "DRINK!", and "ARSE!"

Galvatron sat in haze located in a bar.

by LM November 3, 2003

jebus

Jebus is indescribable. And short. But we love him anyway.

1. Never play online with jebus. He always uses the 'walk on water' hack
2. SMITE HIM, JEBUS!
3. 'Missed the bugger'

by LM July 7, 2004

basilisk

Often incorrectly thought of as a snake reaching over 100 metres in length that can kill with a look, from the Harry Potter series of books.
The basilisk is actually a 5 centimetre half-cockerel half-snake. It is hatched from a cockerel's egg (not a hen's; a cockerel's) by a toad. It can turn anything living into stone by glancing at it.
Mythologically, it was killed by forcing it to look into a mirror.

Hey look! A basili-

by LM June 2, 2004

shive

meaning cool, phat, tight, ect.

yo, that's a shive car.

by lm May 8, 2003

zchau

the fucking man, also know as a variation of duff man.

damn you just fucked up five guys by yourself and fucked there moms, haha you pulled a zchau

by LM January 21, 2005

e-penis

Excessive emotional and ego investment in an online message board or forum; a marked tendency to continue to argue one's point even after losing a debate in such a forum.

SuperFascist wouldn't let the argument go; he was clearly having e-penis issues.

by LM December 12, 2003

chaos emerald

The chaos emeralds are seven gems created to contain all the negative power in the worl dof Sonic The Hedgehog. Uses include the Chaos COntrol, changing heroes like Sonic into Super Sonic, looking shiny for Rouge the Bat, making Chaos into Perfect Chaos, and being at the end of a really annoying stage.

1. The Chaos Emeralds are shiny
2.This thing's got infinite power, you know

by LM June 21, 2004