Kris's definitions

kasracer

A person who does design. Smarter than you, but nuts

Kasracer knows everything

by Kris April 8, 2003

bongus

A really hyper, crazy person.

You´re a totally bongus! Or: They are totally bongus

by kris March 17, 2005

Smegmuffin

a muffin made of seminal fluids. optional flavouring. expensive culinary delight in wales.

why-aye Rhys me old smegger. chuck us one of yo'r smegmuffins before i go shag a sheep

by Kris September 1, 2003

Commie

Communist. All americans seem to hate them.

"Fucking commies!! kill the commies!"

by kris April 9, 2003

notch worthy

A man or woman hot enough for a one time only screw.

"Damn she's notch worthy. I'd like to tap that ass, and leave the sloppy seconds for the next guy."

by Kris April 23, 2003

gurn

the act of manipulating one's facial muscles in an unusual manner, usually associated with late nights and loud music. sometimes used in attempt to attract a mate. rarely successful.

i was gurning like a trout last night!

by Kris April 18, 2003

floofer

A half-drunk, completely obnoxious, annoying chic.

According to Matt, floofers are girls like Kim and Kris anytime they begin consuming too much alcohol

by Kris August 11, 2004