Kris's definitions

jabungo

Very large obease person. They can sometimes be mistaken for a Jumbo Jet. There are several classes of jabungo sized people:

1. jabungo = obease, large, fat.
2. super jabungo = obease times two.
3. super costco sized jabungo = extremely obease.

Holy crap, that chic is super costco sized jabungo!

by Kris August 24, 2004

Pwnd

Pwnd is internet slang. It is based on another popular word "ownd". Power + ownd = pwnd. And that's how you derive pwnd.

"You got pwnd"
"I just pwnd"
"OMG PWN"

by kris September 26, 2004

Couplandesque

Couplandesque (adj.) To be philosophical about pop culture; to view aspects of mass media and cultural consumption as trancendental; to find meaning in that which is normally viewed as shallow or mundane. Derived from the works of Douglas Coupland, wherein pop culture is analyzed and celebrated on a personal level.

Coca-Cola, Legos and McDonald's all in one film? How Couplandesque!

by Kris September 28, 2004

possums

Taken from a Teen Girl Squad animation from Homestar Runner, "possums" can be used to mean that something is negative or not good.

My boss asked me to work overtime today. It was definitely possums.

by Kris September 28, 2004

bongus

A really hyper, crazy person.

You´re a totally bongus! Or: They are totally bongus

by kris March 17, 2005

gigantrin

really really big - thats it

Kris says, "Damn, lisa's ass is gigantrin!"

by Kris May 13, 2005

gigantren

really really big -thats all

Kris says, "Damn, Lisa's ass is gigantren!"

by Kris March 19, 2005