umrao

a really hot guy of east indian decent

damn that dark skinned guy is soo umrao

by kris April 11, 2005

Smegmuffin

a muffin made of seminal fluids. optional flavouring. expensive culinary delight in wales.

why-aye Rhys me old smegger. chuck us one of yo'r smegmuffins before i go shag a sheep

by Kris September 01, 2003

UB

Stands for Underage Boobies. While it can be used to describe the breasts of an under-18 year old girl, it is usually used to describe a hot under-18 year old girl that usually provokes a look-but-don't-touch reaction. Alternately it can describe a number of teenage girls when used in a blanket description such as "many UB".

Damn, did you see that UB over there?"

"Hey Jim, a whole busload of UB came into work today for 'Take Your Daughters To Work Day'"

by Kris February 05, 2004

Nekka

1. An imposing man; One of august persuasion.
2. Being of ample melanin.

Break yoself nekka!

by Kris October 23, 2003

KobyRose

n. Any awesome female who holds the leash around Kris's soul and goes by the cyber-alias "Jewels."

"Jewels owns me."

by Kris June 26, 2004

Couplandesque

Couplandesque (adj.) To be philosophical about pop culture; to view aspects of mass media and cultural consumption as trancendental; to find meaning in that which is normally viewed as shallow or mundane. Derived from the works of Douglas Coupland, wherein pop culture is analyzed and celebrated on a personal level.

Coca-Cola, Legos and McDonald's all in one film? How Couplandesque!

by Kris September 29, 2004

Binary Idiot

Binary Idiot is a website. www.binaryidiot.com is the best designing place ever

Binary Idiot owns me

by Kris April 08, 2003