Kris's definitions

scroad

when you get your nuts removed and then your empty scrotum is sewed directly to your choad and what once was two now becomes one.

Jon's scroad was so smooth that, from certain angles, it appeared to be a runway for his cock.

by kris August 31, 2003

Pwnd

Pwnd is internet slang. It is based on another popular word "ownd". Power + ownd = pwnd. And that's how you derive pwnd.

"You got pwnd"
"I just pwnd"
"OMG PWN"

by kris September 26, 2004

B.U.Gs

bugs= Big Underwear Girls

Man that girl is a B.U.G.

by kris April 5, 2005

the 69 eyes

a finnish goth rock/industrial band from finland

wow, i totally dig the new song by the 69 eyes

by kris January 2, 2004

pwnamer

that which pwns and/or he

Thatching is pwnamer

Dude, are you getting pwnamered?

by Kris March 25, 2005

Metalux

Quite possibly the hottest girl on the internet today.

www.mpistudios.com/metalux.php

by kris October 23, 2004