Kris's definitions

alcone

Alcohol, liquor, booze.

Yo, pass the alcone, I want to get smashed.

by Kris September 10, 2005

schlaffi

1. adj.Limp. Without stimulation. (antonym: whiskey-dick)
2. n. Drop-kick of a human being. Liability to the DNA pool.

"Just finger-bomb yourself; I've gone schlaffi!"

by kris December 6, 2004

mishkin

A thing that programs games.

The mishkin just programmed us some pear shooting guns. I hope it adds the super advanced feature soon.

by Kris January 30, 2004

seeds

Common slang for sunflower seeds.

Pass the seeds, bitches.

by Kris December 3, 2004

hinds

the collest guy ever, h' supurior to every one, give kris hinds a holla "luudakriz" on aim

I love kris hinds, don't you.

by Kris July 16, 2003

patternosterscroof

the feeling of loving someone so much you'd do anything for them, at all.

none, just gotta feel it to know

by Kris October 18, 2004