7 definitions by Kooyle
Must be nice to be able to rope-a-dope for 22 years and still pull off that K.O. All of this fucking trouble for a single mic drop. Goddamn.
by Kooyle April 27, 2020
An age when everybody's secrets are out because of the Internet and everybody is free to act on that information at will.
Man post-globalism sucks. Everybody's trying to be and look perfect to everybody else when nobody is. The main thing is to learn to be better and try again. It's just beginning!
by Kooyle December 7, 2022
The biochemical reaction that causes one's emotions to go "I live for you and I hope you do the same for me" towards another.
The fatal flaw in the logic of romantic love is that it doesn't really matter what's on the inside if one can't get past a first look. Attraction isn't mystical, it's chemistry!
by Kooyle June 3, 2022
Whatever ideologies and policies the United States and her allies enforce and incentivize abroad. This is always a source of butthurt for the targets of the campaigns to spread it.
The people of Afghanistan and Iraq were suffering from a lack of democracy, so the generous government of the United States, suffering from an overabundance of it, dropped over 9000 bombs on them and then sent their kind soldiers in to personally hand it to the citizens of the two troubled countries. Look how well they are doing now!
by Kooyle March 28, 2023
a chronicle written by the winners of a conflict documenting the many ways why it's justified what the losers got
It's only a war crime if you lose, history should make that clear.
Seeing as she dumped him for playing too much Halo and smoking all her weed, he felt that they had too much history between them for a constructive professional relationship.
Seeing as she dumped him for playing too much Halo and smoking all her weed, he felt that they had too much history between them for a constructive professional relationship.
by Kooyle April 13, 2021
A small ghetto. It is the third big rock orbiting the Sun in the Solar System, a remote ditch in a backwater of the Local Interstellar Cloud in the Orion Arm of the Milky Way, which is a galaxy in the Local Group section of the Virgo Supercluster, which in itself is a part of a bigger cluster of galaxies called the Laniakea Supercluster, which is in itself a section of the Pisces-Cetus Supercluster Complex, a structure of many superclusters in a line, one of many such supercluster complexes in the universe. It is home to a bunch of beings who hold perpetual victim complexes. They call themselves "people" and are the smartest living beings in this 'hood.
Earth is the only known place in the universe to mankind where there are Dollar General stores, Boost Mobile stores, Aladdin Bail Bonds, Nissan dealerships, pawn shops, payday loan shops, and Church's Chicken. By default, the existence of these stores anywhere in the universe indicate that the sector in question is a low-income area and that whoever finds themselves in such a place should get the fuck out ASAP. Do not visit Earth under any circumstances, the locals will victimize anybody who shows any hint of being a tourist.
by Kooyle January 22, 2023