Kerb's definitions

hen party

1. A girl's night out, especially one laid on for the bride getting married the next day.

Cf: stag

Susan went straight from the hen party to the church to get married.

by Kerb December 1, 2004

barefoot boogie

Noun: A dance event, usually in a rented hall or community centre, where shoes are left by the door, and freestyle dancing is encouraged. No smoking, alcohol, nor drugs are allowed.

Has a new age atmosphere.

My Vincent stopped going to raves and started to go to barefoot boogies.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

fuck

Abbreviation found on lavatory cubicle in Apartheid-era South Africa.

One cubicle has WC on it.
The other has FUCK on it - "For Us Coloured Kids"

I went to South Africa last year and FUCK was still on that toilet door!

by Kerb January 23, 2007

shit hits the fan

Phrase: Uttered by people when a uber terrorist takes place, such as involving a nuclear weapon, on a large Western city, such that would makes 9/11 a sunday school picnic.

When George saw the mushroom cloud, he swore in a most unchristian manner, and said that "Shit hit the fan!"

by Kerb November 28, 2004

webaholic

Person addicted to internet use.

David had become a webaholic and as a result his studies is falling behind.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

world wide web

Part of the Internet that is accessible to the general public by subscribing to Internet Service Providers (ISP).

Abbreviated to www.

My mother use AOL to access the World Wide Web.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

uncool

To try to be cool, and fail and be an embarrassment to people nearby, or end up looking like a right pillock.

I saw this Secretary of State, whazzizname, try to entertain some foreign generals by rapping, it was on telly, and he was uncool.

by Kerb November 27, 2004