Girl: Can I play the guitar next to Keith in church?
Boy (loudly so that every churchgoer in the congregattion can hear): So you fancy him them?
Now, my boy, that is a faux pas.
Boy (loudly so that every churchgoer in the congregattion can hear): So you fancy him them?
Now, my boy, that is a faux pas.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
A sport similar to Graeco-Roman wrestling, played by two females in bikinis, in a shallow pool filled with jelly to a depth of about 30 cm. The aim is to win by pinfall, ie. holding down the opponent for three seconds. There are no rounds. After 10 minutes, or other predetermined period of contest time, there are no winners the result is declared a draw.
The result is that during the wrestling the bikinis slide about and often decomes detached from the wrestlers. The contest often degenerates into a playful romp, and the opportunity to view some nudity attract a large number of male and lesbian spectators.
The result is that during the wrestling the bikinis slide about and often decomes detached from the wrestlers. The contest often degenerates into a playful romp, and the opportunity to view some nudity attract a large number of male and lesbian spectators.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
by Kerb November 28, 2004
Music + Food + Drinks + at least 3 people of at least 2 sexes.
Optional extra - such as sex + drugs + snog in no particular order.
Optional extra - such as sex + drugs + snog in no particular order.
by Kerb December 01, 2004
Person, usu. male, who goes to nightclubs wearing a suit and tie, esp. when the dress code calls for "smart casual" or "jeans and trainers allowed".
Sometimes seen as uncool.
Sometimes seen as uncool.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
by Kerb November 27, 2004
Species of extra terrestrial, sterile hybrid species, who collect haploid (eg sperm and ova) samples from a variety of DNA based species in the Milky Way Galaxy. In order to vary their gene pool, as they reproduce by cloning.
The sampling procedure involves placing donors into trance, then beaming themn aboard their crafts, and examining and obtaining samples, then returning said donors.
The sampling procedure involves placing donors into trance, then beaming themn aboard their crafts, and examining and obtaining samples, then returning said donors.
by Kerb November 27, 2004