jelly wrestling

A sport similar to Graeco-Roman wrestling, played by two females in bikinis, in a shallow pool filled with jelly to a depth of about 30 cm. The aim is to win by pinfall, ie. holding down the opponent for three seconds. There are no rounds. After 10 minutes, or other predetermined period of contest time, there are no winners the result is declared a draw.

The result is that during the wrestling the bikinis slide about and often decomes detached from the wrestlers. The contest often degenerates into a playful romp, and the opportunity to view some nudity attract a large number of male and lesbian spectators.

My wife lost her bikinis at the jelly wrestling contest.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

faux pas

A major breach of etiquette. In other words a social blunder.

Girl: Can I play the guitar next to Keith in church?
Boy (loudly so that every churchgoer in the congregattion can hear): So you fancy him them?
Now, my boy, that is a faux pas.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

doughnut

A circle of rubber left by cars and motorbikes as they smoke their tyres in a circle.

John made a doughnut with his car at the supermarket car park.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

aol

1. ISP for people with learning difficulties.

2. Manufacturer of free table coasters.

The village idiot soon got the hang of AOL.

by Kerb November 30, 2004

trailer park

Noun: A site where caravans are pitched, esp. in USA, inhabited by trailer park trash.

Jerry was seen visiting trailer parks.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

party

Music + Food + Drinks + at least 3 people of at least 2 sexes.

Optional extra - such as sex + drugs + snog in no particular order.

You are invited to a party at my place, bring bottle and bird.

by Kerb December 01, 2004

webaholic

Person addicted to internet use.

David had become a webaholic and as a result his studies is falling behind.

by Kerb November 28, 2004