Kerb's definitions

abstemious

A word that contains all 5 vowels of a, e, i, o, & u, in order.

If y is used as a vowel, then it can be appended, abstemiously.

Man doing crossword, was puzzled by a 10 letter word a---e-iou-. He paused, and then his face lit up.
"Ah yes! Abstemious."

by Kerb December 8, 2004

fucker

A person, usually male, who is unfortunate to be born into the Tucker family, hence Mr. Tucker; and who is also unpopular, such as a school principal or headmaster, might be unpopular.

My school head is nicknamed Mr. Fucker.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

uncool

To try to be cool, and fail and be an embarrassment to people nearby, or end up looking like a right pillock.

I saw this Secretary of State, whazzizname, try to entertain some foreign generals by rapping, it was on telly, and he was uncool.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

spike

To hammer nails into a tree trunk, as an ecological activist would, to protect the tree from being felled by loggers.

The eco warrior spiked 150 trees today.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

bird cage

A shelf, or part of a shelf, in a supermarket, where reduced goods are displayed.

So called because they are going "cheep cheep"!

Customer Service Assistant: "Madam, you'll find baked beans going cheep for 5c a can, the bird cage"

Customer: "Bird cage?"

CSA: "Because its going cheep cheap!"

by Kerb November 27, 2004

somerfield

A convenience store, especially in twee Home County villages, such as Lindfield, that thinks its a haute cuisine delicatessen.

One can buy duck pate at Somerfield.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

walmart

Supermarket of obscene size, with greeters having a permanent cheesy smile.

My emo girlfriend is a greeter at Walmart

by Kerb November 27, 2004