Rubbleshooting

When you are “troubleshooting” a failed process, but the situation is so messed up that you are walking through the “rubble” of the devastation of when the original process ran in order to troubleshoot the situation.

Man, this code upgrade was a total disaster. I’ve been rubbleshooting this crap for 3 hours straight!

by Kanji_Flufenoff December 01, 2020

Salsa Cereal

When you are dipping chips in salsa, and you get down to the last crumbs of chips which are too small to pick up and dip, you just pour them into the salsa and get a spoon and mix them in and eat it like cereal. This allows you to get the last of the chips blended with the salsa. No wasted chips, more good food for you.....:)

I ran out of dip-sized chips, so I just poured the crumbs into the salsa bowl, grabbed a spoon, and ate me some Salsa Cereal.

by Kanji_Flufenoff August 07, 2010

Embareaskin

"Embarrassed to show skin." As when your body has a problem (usually too FAT) that prevents you from taking your shirt off in public without getting embarrassed about it.

Since I gained that 15 pounds as a Freshman, it's a little EMBAREASKIN to take my shirt off around my buddies.

by Kanji_Flufenoff October 10, 2011

Exactimate

Opposite of an "estimate"

The estimate was a little off - the exactimate comes to $58.25.

by Kanji_Flufenoff October 30, 2010

Goobling

When you are so intent on stalking a chick that you Google her AND you Bing her....

I've been Goobling the hell out of that chick, and now I know just about everything I need to know.

by Kanji_Flufenoff January 01, 2015

lowlarious

The opposite of hilarious, but in a special way. When a friend is laughing at you, or you are the brunt of a joke, THEY think it's HI-LARIOUS but you, as the brunt of said joke, think the opposite - therefore to YOU, it's LowLarious.

Yeah, you think that's hilarious, don't ya? It's not - it's totally lowlarious.

by Kanji_Flufenoff April 28, 2011

Nostalgic Fever

A condition caused by contacting or meeting with people from "back in the day" with whom you grew up, or shared early life experiences which helped shape your personality. This can be brought on by joining Facebook and contacting some old friends, or by attending a Class Reunion of some sort. Usually VERY intense at first, wearing down over the course of a few weeks.

Man, I joined Facebook, and now I got a serious case of Nostalgic Fever.

by Kanji_Flufenoff August 25, 2010