Kanji_Flufenoff's definitions

Rubbleshooting

When you are “troubleshooting” a failed process, but the situation is so messed up that you are walking through the “rubble” of the devastation of when the original process ran in order to troubleshoot the situation.

Man, this code upgrade was a total disaster. I’ve been rubbleshooting this crap for 3 hours straight!

by Kanji_Flufenoff December 1, 2020

Salsa Cereal

When you are dipping chips in salsa, and you get down to the last crumbs of chips which are too small to pick up and dip, you just pour them into the salsa and get a spoon and mix them in and eat it like cereal. This allows you to get the last of the chips blended with the salsa. No wasted chips, more good food for you.....:)

I ran out of dip-sized chips, so I just poured the crumbs into the salsa bowl, grabbed a spoon, and ate me some Salsa Cereal.

by Kanji_Flufenoff August 7, 2010

Goobling

When you are so intent on stalking a chick that you Google her AND you Bing her....

I've been Goobling the hell out of that chick, and now I know just about everything I need to know.

by Kanji_Flufenoff January 1, 2015

Embareaskin

"Embarrassed to show skin." As when your body has a problem (usually too FAT) that prevents you from taking your shirt off in public without getting embarrassed about it.

Since I gained that 15 pounds as a Freshman, it's a little EMBAREASKIN to take my shirt off around my buddies.

by Kanji_Flufenoff October 10, 2011

Exactimate

Opposite of an "estimate"

The estimate was a little off - the exactimate comes to $58.25.

by Kanji_Flufenoff October 30, 2010

Bitchstronaut

Female astronaut who either IS, or is ACTING LIKE, a bitch.

Overheard on the International Space Station:
"That lady astronaut from Russia sure has been on a tear this week. Is it her time of the month, or what?
"No, she's just a Bitchstronaut in general, most of the time."

by Kanji_Flufenoff September 1, 2016

L-HAME

Pronounced "La-HAME" with the accent on the HAME part.

Meaning "Lame, but FAR MORE SEVERE than merely saying Lame. Lame to infinity.

Dude, that comment was so far beyond Lame. It was totally L-HAME.

by Kanji_Flufenoff March 1, 2011