43 definitions by Kajoe

kidney juice

urine; liquid waste excreted from the kidneys into the bladder and then out of the body.

Jake whipped it out and let go of some kidney juice.

by Kajoe September 19, 2006

turbo fist

Fast and furious masturbation by a male.

He was beating off so quickly it was almost like he had a turbo fist.

by Kajoe September 5, 2006

Steve Irwin

A crazy animal loving aussie who's luck finally ran out.

Steve Irwin was "treadwelled" yesterday by a sting ray.

by Kajoe September 4, 2006

spenard divorce

When one kills one's spouse.

Named for the low rent district of Anchorage Alaska where spousal abuse is rempant due to lots of booze and weed.

Ron is single now. He went out and got a spenard divorce last week after drinking a case of Rainier Light.

by Kajoe August 28, 2006

neanderthal

1. A sports personality, usually very overpaid, who has diarrhea of the mouth, trash talks and has no class at all.

2. Most New York Yankee fans can fit in this description as well. They have a big SUV, usually black or other dark color with a huge NY sticker on the back window. They pronounce "New York" as "New Yawk." They act like jackasses when their team wins.

1. Jeremy Shockey is a football neanderthal.

2. Vinnie is a big New Yawk Yankees fan. He is always calling in to "Spawtz Radio" because he thinks he is a Yankees expert. He even has custom NY Yankees pin striping on his SUV. Yankees fans are douche bags.

by Kajoe October 5, 2006

summer's eve

a gentler way to call someone a douche.

Greg cc's everyone's boss when he has an issue with someone. He is a real summer's eve.

by Kajoe September 15, 2009

human petri dish

a person who is always sick and spreads their germs where ever they are.

Alan is such a human petri dish. He always has a cold and sneezes all over the place.

by Kajoe August 19, 2008