4 definitions by KWK

The Ceremony

When a man puts semen on his thumb and then smears it across his partners forehead while saying: SIMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

After having missionary intercourse with my significant other, I performed The Ceremony on her.

by KWK June 16, 2009

Abuce

(Ah-booch)

Noun - A spraying queef.

Verb - To emit a spraying queef.

The woman hit the man with an abuce.

The man was surprised when the abuce covered his face in fromundacheese.

by KWK April 6, 2009

Abed

Slang for "Nigger" in Arabic.

Whulla these Abeds stink worse than my mother's falafel.

by KWK April 7, 2009

Milfing

When a middle-aged woman goes out on the town and whose main objective is to find younger men.

They are just stirring in their dens, about to start milfing about. By tonight their cougar instincts will be peaking

by KWK May 23, 2008