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Acronym for "Tough Women Acting Tough". This annoying phenomenon is seen in many current commercials, ads, and movies. TWATs are quickly becoming an invasive species.
Zeke: "When you see one of these TWATs on your screen, don't ya feel like slappin' the snot out of 'em?"
Biff: "Why, yes. Yes I do".
Biff: "Why, yes. Yes I do".
by KSparx June 28, 2024
Get the TWATmug. Any type of incident caused by a bitch. Usually involves loud & obnoxious screaming, along with the pointing & shaking of a finger, usually aimed towards the face of the bitchident recipient. Most bitchidents involve the usual suspects, such as Karens, Ho's, Feminazis, Female ANTIFA Members, and generic Female Trailer Trash.
The poor bastard at the drive-thru got her coffee wrong. That Karen started a bitchident that backed up traffic for 15 minutes!
by KSparx July 18, 2020
Get the Bitchidentmug. by KSparx July 23, 2024
Get the Change Your Ringtonemug. The highest rating achievable for sphincter puckering during a high stress situation. The puckering may be so tight as to cause sphincter fluttering. Anything above Zulu is the complete loss of sphincter control. A Pucker Factor Zulu (PFZ) situation is commonly found in Near Death Experiences (NDE), although a NDE is not required. Items nearby, such as under garments, pants, seats, sofa cusions, etc., are often damaged during a full blown PFZ event, as the sphincter clamps down like a pitbull on a tire swing.
Dude! That near head on collision reached Pucker Factor Zulu. It was 5 minutes before my butt let go of the seat!
by KSparx September 17, 2024
Get the Pucker Factor Zulumug. An HIE Graduate is anyone who seems to have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express for a night or two. Can, and will, offer expert advice concerning any situation known to man. Commonly found in Live Chats.
Zeke: "God, that annoying bastage thinks he knows something about everything!"
Biff: "Yeah. The dude must be an HIE Graduate".
Biff: "Yeah. The dude must be an HIE Graduate".
by KSparx June 28, 2024
Get the HIE Graduatemug. "Dude! Something is serious wrong here. Our waitress is sporting a Camelhump!
We're at Hooters for crying out loud!"
We're at Hooters for crying out loud!"
by KSparx November 3, 2024
Get the Camelhumpmug. by KSparx September 13, 2020
Get the Christopher Wokenmug.