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Any type of incident caused by a bitch. Usually involves loud & obnoxious screaming, along with the pointing & shaking of a finger, usually aimed towards the face of the bitchident recipient. Most bitchidents involve the usual suspects, such as Karens, Ho's, Feminazis, Female ANTIFA Members, and generic Female Trailer Trash.
The poor bastard at the drive-thru got her coffee wrong. That Karen started a bitchident that backed up traffic for 15 minutes!
by KSparx July 18, 2020
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by KSparx September 16, 2024
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Dude! That near head on collision reached Pucker Factor Zulu. It was 5 minutes before my butt let go of the seat!
by KSparx September 17, 2024
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