KIM's definitions

jersey

One's Name & Phone Number. As when a male is hitting on a female, asking for her 'digits.'

"Chicks givin' me they jersey, tha's they name and numba"

by Kim February 28, 2004

frenching

a form of affection or kissing between two people that when x-rayed would look like a worm fight. Two slimy things going at it. It is also often referred to as spit swapping, tonsul hockey, tounge dancing, or worm wrestling.

I hate it when people are frenching in the hallway they should get a room.

by KIM March 2, 2004

mother

an annoying little creature set out to embarrass us all

Oh shit my mom is subbing my class!

by kim March 4, 2004

father

if they have a daughter they become extremely dangerous around the time when their daughter starts dating. THey tend to glare or attack any male within 20 feet of their daughter and then pretend it was an accident. Often times the mother will keep the father at bay when the daughters boy friend comes around. Or hopefully she will otherwise the daughter will have a boyfriend no more.

Oh shit! its my father hide.

by kim March 14, 2004

taks

not a very well known abbreviation for sarcastically saying "that's a knee slapper"
often mistaken for saying 'thanks'

*hears a stupid joke*
"Oh yeah, taks"

by Kim March 28, 2004

Mastricate

Mastricate doesn't mean to chew. However, masticate does.

He's really masticating the hell out of his Wanus!

by Kim April 8, 2004

Ballbag

Usually used when someone is very stupid or dumb, but the normal term...male testicles!

Don't be such a ballbag all your life!

by Kim April 14, 2004