KD5PBO's definitions

semper ubi sub ubi

Origin: Latin

An admonition given in Latin clases in English speaking countries. Its literal translation, if not in English, is nonsensical, but in English is "Never Where Under Where." SUSU is often found as grafiti in the more educative schools.

Semper ubi sub ubi - Anonymous

**Author leaves giggling**

by KD5PBO November 26, 2006

windoze user

Not to be confused with a Windows User or Windoze Luser, this is a person who uses Microsoft Windoze and has very little idea of what's going on with his computer. Has one of many characteristics (not an exhaustive list):

1. Total reliance on Daddy for anything technology related. (See Princess)
2. Obnoxious posts in help forums. (See example)
3. Inability to admit the existance/grooviness of other operating systems.
4. Dislike of learning or anything new, especially compiling.
5. Can't/Won't fix anything.
6. Starts Flamewars over piddly things.
7. Uses AOL.
8. Unwilling/Unable to use proper grammar or spelling.

1. Techie: What operating system do you have?
Windoze user: I don't know, daddy got it for me.

2. Thread Topic: Help ME PLZZ!!!!!!
yesterday my computer stoped i dont know how to fiks it i use itunes i have a paper do tomorow and if i dont do it i will CRY!!!!!! help me plz!!!!!!!

3. You use Linux? Nobody uses Linux! You Suck!

4. Edit a makefile? I never had to do that before!

5. (See example 2)

6. xchat Sucks!!!! LiNuX SuXz0rZ!!!!!!!!!!!

7. (See example 2)

8. (See example 2)

--Windoze User

by KD5PBO July 28, 2008

droopy drawers

The act of pulling somebody else's pants down to cause embarrasment.

When Stuart leaned over, I gave him a droopy drawers.

by KD5PBO July 24, 2008

longjohns

Long underpants worn in the cold to keep the legs warm.

I'm wearing longjohns because it's snowing.

by KD5PBO July 21, 2008

help forum

Forum in which one posts when help is needed. They come in two varieties, useful and windoze. Below is an example of a windoze help forum.

Topic: i neeeeeed help!!!!!!!!!!
Topic Starter: Windoze user
i neeeeeedd heelp!!! i use windoze xp i think it might be 2000 id dosnt matter b/c my skreen just broke and i cant see anything i am typing this on another comupter i need help because if my mom findz out she will kill me how do i fix it the screen is borken...

... and so on.

Keep in mind that there are useful help forums out there too.

by KD5PBO July 29, 2008

stacupado

An acceptable way to ask whether a seat, bench, etc. is taken when dealing with whom the only language one has in common is Spanish. Asking ¿Puedo sientarme aquí? might have bad consequences.

Loser Gringo: ¿Puedo sientarme aquí?
Cute Hispanic girl: *Whacks Loser Gringo*
Froody Hitchhiker: ¿Stacupado?
CHG: *Kisses Hitchhiker*

by KD5PBO July 22, 2008

Dancing with the devil's wife

Doing something dangerous. Often used as a warning.

Guy A: I'm going to flirt with that girl.
Guy B: You know she's going out with the captain of the football team, right?
Guy A: Yup.
Guy B: You're dancing with the devil's wife.

by KD5PBO July 22, 2008