An acronym, C.O.A.T stands for Cunt Of A Thing.
This acronym was originally developed in the town of Melbourne, Australia in mid 2006 as a means of describing a strongly unpleasant, offensive, or undesirable female, or a female displaying qualities considered highly undesirable at a given moment.
The beauty of this term is its adaptable nature, and its subjective application.
Also, this term allows one to use a highly offensive term towards someone, in a fashion that does not sound offensive. To this end it is often found in use in offices, professional environments, and there is also one unsubstantiated account of this term being used in a Supreme Court towards the presiding judge.
This acronym was originally developed in the town of Melbourne, Australia in mid 2006 as a means of describing a strongly unpleasant, offensive, or undesirable female, or a female displaying qualities considered highly undesirable at a given moment.
The beauty of this term is its adaptable nature, and its subjective application.
Also, this term allows one to use a highly offensive term towards someone, in a fashion that does not sound offensive. To this end it is often found in use in offices, professional environments, and there is also one unsubstantiated account of this term being used in a Supreme Court towards the presiding judge.
"That Candace is a fair-dinkum COAT, isn't she Bryce!"
"I had to get out of the house for a while Brad, the missus is being a COAT..."
"I cant believe you baby; you are really acting like a COAT right now. Pull your head in!"
Her - "Youre such a bastard....just buy me an engagement ring already, it's about time after 4 years together..."
Him - "For fucks sake Candace, you are an absolute COAT...we're over bitch! Pack your shit and hit the bricks."
"I had to get out of the house for a while Brad, the missus is being a COAT..."
"I cant believe you baby; you are really acting like a COAT right now. Pull your head in!"
Her - "Youre such a bastard....just buy me an engagement ring already, it's about time after 4 years together..."
Him - "For fucks sake Candace, you are an absolute COAT...we're over bitch! Pack your shit and hit the bricks."
by K9GUY June 02, 2009
A term that is strictly used as a description of a uniquely frustrating and difficult personality type, and NOT as a racial slur.
Typically, WOGDUMB describes a person who displays at least one of the following personality traits:
- Despite an obvious lack of intelligence, the person exhibits total belief in their mental capacity and/or clarity of thought.
- Is so dim that they are actually not capable of realising how dim they truly are.
- Has absolutely zero self awareness about the fact that their own words often totally invalidate their own opinion, or whos words effectively argue a viewpoint that they are opposed to.
- Is incapable of becoming, or even attempting to become, more informed or better educated through logical or factual discussion.
- Manages to accidentally butcher their chosen language by improperly using common or colloquial sayings, without realising they have done so.
- Is totally devoid of any understanding of the subject on which they speak, contrary to their own strong belief otherwise.
SOLID EXAMPLES OF WOGDUMB:
- Ricky, of Trailer Park Boys
- Guido Hatsis
- George W. Bush
- Paris Hilton
- The Gotti Boys (TV series family)
- Pauline Hanson
Typically, WOGDUMB describes a person who displays at least one of the following personality traits:
- Despite an obvious lack of intelligence, the person exhibits total belief in their mental capacity and/or clarity of thought.
- Is so dim that they are actually not capable of realising how dim they truly are.
- Has absolutely zero self awareness about the fact that their own words often totally invalidate their own opinion, or whos words effectively argue a viewpoint that they are opposed to.
- Is incapable of becoming, or even attempting to become, more informed or better educated through logical or factual discussion.
- Manages to accidentally butcher their chosen language by improperly using common or colloquial sayings, without realising they have done so.
- Is totally devoid of any understanding of the subject on which they speak, contrary to their own strong belief otherwise.
SOLID EXAMPLES OF WOGDUMB:
- Ricky, of Trailer Park Boys
- Guido Hatsis
- George W. Bush
- Paris Hilton
- The Gotti Boys (TV series family)
- Pauline Hanson
CONVERSATIONAL USE:
"Jesus that bloke is so WOGDUMB!"
"Poor, simple, WOGDUMB bastard..."
"If he/she was any dumber they would be WOGDUMB."
"That chick I dated last week was mad hot, but totally WOGDUMB...it could never work between us."
"Jesus that bloke is so WOGDUMB!"
"Poor, simple, WOGDUMB bastard..."
"If he/she was any dumber they would be WOGDUMB."
"That chick I dated last week was mad hot, but totally WOGDUMB...it could never work between us."
by K9GUY June 01, 2009
Used as an adjective, noun, and an insult, meatlick is a versatile composite word, directly implicating the insulted party has, will, or is highly likely to consentually be involved in the licking, sucking or oral fondling of erect male genitalia.
An extremely popular term in the southern and eastern regions of Australia, the term was originally heard in The Jerky Boys movie, released during the 1990's.
An extremely popular term in the southern and eastern regions of Australia, the term was originally heard in The Jerky Boys movie, released during the 1990's.
"Get fucked you fucken meatlick..."
"Sidney is such a fucking meatlick, if he sucks up to Rod any harder he'll have a knob in his throat..."
"You are nothing but a dirty poofter meatlick....you fucking gaylord!"
"You just short changed me $20 you god damned meatlicker..."
"Sidney is such a fucking meatlick, if he sucks up to Rod any harder he'll have a knob in his throat..."
"You are nothing but a dirty poofter meatlick....you fucking gaylord!"
"You just short changed me $20 you god damned meatlicker..."
by K9GUY June 03, 2009
A colloquial term believed to originate in Australia, this appetitive or complimentary term is commonly used in to describe:
- A slick, witty, well presented, and/or attractive person or object.
- It can also be used to describe an innovative approach to a difficult problem, where that solution requires guile, intelligence, or charm.
- An admirable deed or accomplishment.
- A thing of beauty or high value.
- A slick, witty, well presented, and/or attractive person or object.
- It can also be used to describe an innovative approach to a difficult problem, where that solution requires guile, intelligence, or charm.
- An admirable deed or accomplishment.
- A thing of beauty or high value.
"I just got back from that job interview...they asked me a lot of difficult questions and I was getting flustered, but then I took a breath and pulled a griggsy, and they offered me a position on the spot!"
"Did you see that guy that talked to me at the club the other night? He was pretty griggsy, so I gave him my number and we are going out Wednesday night"
"Wow, did you see that guy catch that ball? It looked like he was going to drop it, I don't know how he did it, but he got pretty griggsy on that thing...it was awesome!"
"Isn't Jack's new car totally griggsy?!"
"Did you see that guy that talked to me at the club the other night? He was pretty griggsy, so I gave him my number and we are going out Wednesday night"
"Wow, did you see that guy catch that ball? It looked like he was going to drop it, I don't know how he did it, but he got pretty griggsy on that thing...it was awesome!"
"Isn't Jack's new car totally griggsy?!"
by K9GUY June 01, 2009
Fish hook- a sexual manoevre in which one person uses a finger or a thumb to form a crudely improvised hook inside the orrifice of another, followed by exerting an outward, stretching pressure on said orrifice.
"Dude, I was in the heat of the moment and I fish hooked my Mrs...didn't she get upset with me! "
"Stick that thumb in my mouth and fish hook me big boy!"
"Stick that thumb in my mouth and fish hook me big boy!"
by K9GUY June 03, 2009
HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.
"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"
"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."
"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."
"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."
"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."
by K9Guy October 06, 2009
HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.
"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"
"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."
"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."
"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."
"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."
by K9Guy October 06, 2009