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WOGDUMB

A term that is strictly used as a description of a uniquely frustrating and difficult personality type, and NOT as a racial slur.

Typically, WOGDUMB describes a person who displays at least one of the following personality traits:

- Despite an obvious lack of intelligence, the person exhibits total belief in their mental capacity and/or clarity of thought.

- Is so dim that they are actually not capable of realising how dim they truly are.

- Has absolutely zero self awareness about the fact that their own words often totally invalidate their own opinion, or whos words effectively argue a viewpoint that they are opposed to.

- Is incapable of becoming, or even attempting to become, more informed or better educated through logical or factual discussion.

- Manages to accidentally butcher their chosen language by improperly using common or colloquial sayings, without realising they have done so.

- Is totally devoid of any understanding of the subject on which they speak, contrary to their own strong belief otherwise.

SOLID EXAMPLES OF WOGDUMB:

- Ricky, of Trailer Park Boys

- Guido Hatsis

- George W. Bush

- Paris Hilton

- The Gotti Boys (TV series family)

- Pauline Hanson
CONVERSATIONAL USE:

"Jesus that bloke is so WOGDUMB!"

"Poor, simple, WOGDUMB bastard..."

"If he/she was any dumber they would be WOGDUMB."

"That chick I dated last week was mad hot, but totally WOGDUMB...it could never work between us."
by K9GUY June 1, 2009
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fuckchops

Fuckchops is a wonderfully adaptable word, which can be used as a term of endearment, an insult, or an adjective.
"Hello fuckchops, how was your day?"

"Listen fuckchops, either you pull your head in or I will pull it off."

"My parents walked in on me going down on my girlfriend last night, and thanks to all the pussy juice when I looked up to see who had opened the door I had a killer set of fuckchops on me."
by K9GUY June 3, 2009
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SIDNEY

First used in early 2009 in Victoria, Australia, this term is commonly used as a colloquial term in both a descriptive and derogatory fashion.

Noun - To describe a person that shows a distinct lack of moral fibre and/or moral scruples. A person that acts selfishly, with or without any thought, towards a person or persons towards whom they should demonstrate respect, grattitude, or ethcial consideration towards.

Adjective- An act that is performed by one person towards another person, often causing tremendous disadvantage to the affected party, and is performed to provide the perpetrator with some type of gain or advantage.
SIDNEY is a term that can be used in the same fashion as, and in place of, the term Judas.

"I got that bitch a job, a house, lent him money, and then she pulled a SIDNEY on me. She took my job, screwed my husband, and kicked my dog. What a cock smoker!"

"I cant believe he chucked a SIDNEY on me! After all I have done for that guy he really stabbed me in the back..."

"Mate, I really need your support on this right now. If I bring you in on this project you better make sure you don't rip me SIDNEY style, or I will be forced to kick your ass!"

"I can't believe my bastard husband! He left me with a young child, no money, took the car, and was fucking my best friend behind my back...he really handed me the big SIDNEY, and I don't know what to do."

"You treacherous, SIDNEY-ass motherfucker."
by K9GUY June 1, 2009
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GRIGGSY

A colloquial term believed to originate in Australia, this appetitive or complimentary term is commonly used in to describe:

- A slick, witty, well presented, and/or attractive person or object.

- It can also be used to describe an innovative approach to a difficult problem, where that solution requires guile, intelligence, or charm.

- An admirable deed or accomplishment.

- A thing of beauty or high value.
"I just got back from that job interview...they asked me a lot of difficult questions and I was getting flustered, but then I took a breath and pulled a griggsy, and they offered me a position on the spot!"

"Did you see that guy that talked to me at the club the other night? He was pretty griggsy, so I gave him my number and we are going out Wednesday night"

"Wow, did you see that guy catch that ball? It looked like he was going to drop it, I don't know how he did it, but he got pretty griggsy on that thing...it was awesome!"

"Isn't Jack's new car totally griggsy?!"
by K9GUY June 1, 2009
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fish hook

Fish hook- a sexual manoevre in which one person uses a finger or a thumb to form a crudely improvised hook inside the orrifice of another, followed by exerting an outward, stretching pressure on said orrifice.
"Dude, I was in the heat of the moment and I fish hooked my Mrs...didn't she get upset with me! "

"Stick that thumb in my mouth and fish hook me big boy!"
by K9GUY June 3, 2009
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BAAS

A bastardised application of the word boss, when pronounced with a strong South African accent.

BAAS, when applied correctly and used strictly in context, describes a mature alpha male with a quick temper, strict code of moral conduct, high expectations of self and others, and a tendancy towards and talent for use of extreme violence in order to maintain social order, hierachy and decorum.

A BAAS in human social terms is roughly equivalent to, but more intelligent than, a sliverback gorilla.
Maggot- "Jesus Bryce, stop being a difficult arsehole for fucks sake!"

Bryce- "Don't give me attitude you imbecile, or I will split your fucking head wide open and fuck the hole, just to show you who is BAAS..."

"Don't get mouthy to that bloke there mate, he's a real BAAS"
by K9GUY June 1, 2009
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The Bryce

The Bryce is an Australian slang term that is typically used to convey high regard, admiration, or reverance for a person, object, or performance.

The phrase itself has it's origins in the Australian kickboxing and boxing scene, and is commonly considered to trace back to a very successful trainer and fighter.

Often heard used in conversation by both males and females alike, this phrase, when used strictly in context, signifies that something is at the pinnacle of its greatness.
"That guy at the club was just so damn hot wasn't he girls! He was just The Bryce!"

"It was a hard fight, my opponent was real tough, but at the end of the day I am in the most Bryce shape of my life, and I came out the victor in only 2 rounds."

"I love my new car, it's The Bryce."

"Don't fuck around with that fella over there mate, cos he's The Bryce. Dude will bust you up quick smart son!"

"Thanks Mum and Dad! This birthday present is exactly what I was hoping for! It's really The Bryce! I can't wait to show my friends."

She says: "The first guy that I ever slept with that gave me multiple orgasms was really The Bryce in the sack. It has totally ruined me for all men now, cos they can never hope to live up to that performance. Damn that dirty, sexy motherfucker..."
by K9GUY June 1, 2009
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