K9GUY's definitions
FUCKTOWN, alternatively spelt as two separate words, is a description of an undesirable place either real or imagined. It generally embodies the worst possibilities and eventualities of the given situation it is applied to.
"If I get to work late again my boss is gonna send me to fucktown"
"I just cant seem to catch a break at the moment, I'm living in the middle of fucktown and it ain't getting better..."
"Mate if you don't stop talking to my girlfriend like that I'm taking you to fucktown, population you!"
"I just cant seem to catch a break at the moment, I'm living in the middle of fucktown and it ain't getting better..."
"Mate if you don't stop talking to my girlfriend like that I'm taking you to fucktown, population you!"
by K9Guy October 6, 2009

A term that is strictly used as a description of a uniquely frustrating and difficult personality type, and NOT as a racial slur.
Typically, WOGDUMB describes a person who displays at least one of the following personality traits:
- Despite an obvious lack of intelligence, the person exhibits total belief in their mental capacity and/or clarity of thought.
- Is so dim that they are actually not capable of realising how dim they truly are.
- Has absolutely zero self awareness about the fact that their own words often totally invalidate their own opinion, or whos words effectively argue a viewpoint that they are opposed to.
- Is incapable of becoming, or even attempting to become, more informed or better educated through logical or factual discussion.
- Manages to accidentally butcher their chosen language by improperly using common or colloquial sayings, without realising they have done so.
- Is totally devoid of any understanding of the subject on which they speak, contrary to their own strong belief otherwise.
SOLID EXAMPLES OF WOGDUMB:
- Ricky, of Trailer Park Boys
- Guido Hatsis
- George W. Bush
- Paris Hilton
- The Gotti Boys (TV series family)
- Pauline Hanson
Typically, WOGDUMB describes a person who displays at least one of the following personality traits:
- Despite an obvious lack of intelligence, the person exhibits total belief in their mental capacity and/or clarity of thought.
- Is so dim that they are actually not capable of realising how dim they truly are.
- Has absolutely zero self awareness about the fact that their own words often totally invalidate their own opinion, or whos words effectively argue a viewpoint that they are opposed to.
- Is incapable of becoming, or even attempting to become, more informed or better educated through logical or factual discussion.
- Manages to accidentally butcher their chosen language by improperly using common or colloquial sayings, without realising they have done so.
- Is totally devoid of any understanding of the subject on which they speak, contrary to their own strong belief otherwise.
SOLID EXAMPLES OF WOGDUMB:
- Ricky, of Trailer Park Boys
- Guido Hatsis
- George W. Bush
- Paris Hilton
- The Gotti Boys (TV series family)
- Pauline Hanson
CONVERSATIONAL USE:
"Jesus that bloke is so WOGDUMB!"
"Poor, simple, WOGDUMB bastard..."
"If he/she was any dumber they would be WOGDUMB."
"That chick I dated last week was mad hot, but totally WOGDUMB...it could never work between us."
"Jesus that bloke is so WOGDUMB!"
"Poor, simple, WOGDUMB bastard..."
"If he/she was any dumber they would be WOGDUMB."
"That chick I dated last week was mad hot, but totally WOGDUMB...it could never work between us."
by K9GUY June 1, 2009

First used in early 2009 in Victoria, Australia, this term is commonly used as a colloquial term in both a descriptive and derogatory fashion.
Noun - To describe a person that shows a distinct lack of moral fibre and/or moral scruples. A person that acts selfishly, with or without any thought, towards a person or persons towards whom they should demonstrate respect, grattitude, or ethcial consideration towards.
Adjective- An act that is performed by one person towards another person, often causing tremendous disadvantage to the affected party, and is performed to provide the perpetrator with some type of gain or advantage.
Noun - To describe a person that shows a distinct lack of moral fibre and/or moral scruples. A person that acts selfishly, with or without any thought, towards a person or persons towards whom they should demonstrate respect, grattitude, or ethcial consideration towards.
Adjective- An act that is performed by one person towards another person, often causing tremendous disadvantage to the affected party, and is performed to provide the perpetrator with some type of gain or advantage.
SIDNEY is a term that can be used in the same fashion as, and in place of, the term Judas.
"I got that bitch a job, a house, lent him money, and then she pulled a SIDNEY on me. She took my job, screwed my husband, and kicked my dog. What a cock smoker!"
"I cant believe he chucked a SIDNEY on me! After all I have done for that guy he really stabbed me in the back..."
"Mate, I really need your support on this right now. If I bring you in on this project you better make sure you don't rip me SIDNEY style, or I will be forced to kick your ass!"
"I can't believe my bastard husband! He left me with a young child, no money, took the car, and was fucking my best friend behind my back...he really handed me the big SIDNEY, and I don't know what to do."
"You treacherous, SIDNEY-ass motherfucker."
"I got that bitch a job, a house, lent him money, and then she pulled a SIDNEY on me. She took my job, screwed my husband, and kicked my dog. What a cock smoker!"
"I cant believe he chucked a SIDNEY on me! After all I have done for that guy he really stabbed me in the back..."
"Mate, I really need your support on this right now. If I bring you in on this project you better make sure you don't rip me SIDNEY style, or I will be forced to kick your ass!"
"I can't believe my bastard husband! He left me with a young child, no money, took the car, and was fucking my best friend behind my back...he really handed me the big SIDNEY, and I don't know what to do."
"You treacherous, SIDNEY-ass motherfucker."
by K9GUY June 1, 2009

Fuckchops is a wonderfully adaptable word, which can be used as a term of endearment, an insult, or an adjective.
"Hello fuckchops, how was your day?"
"Listen fuckchops, either you pull your head in or I will pull it off."
"My parents walked in on me going down on my girlfriend last night, and thanks to all the pussy juice when I looked up to see who had opened the door I had a killer set of fuckchops on me."
"Listen fuckchops, either you pull your head in or I will pull it off."
"My parents walked in on me going down on my girlfriend last night, and thanks to all the pussy juice when I looked up to see who had opened the door I had a killer set of fuckchops on me."
by K9GUY June 3, 2009

DOWNTOWN FUCKTOWN is the absolute epicentre of fucktown.
Please see fucktown for a further description
Please see fucktown for a further description
"Were gonna take this situation to downtown fucktown here boys if you don't stop sitting on my car..."
"Oh mate is was terrible! She caught me in bed with her best friend....and she took it straight to downtown fucktown...cost me 2 hours in the emergency room with a fractured skull!"
"Oh mate is was terrible! She caught me in bed with her best friend....and she took it straight to downtown fucktown...cost me 2 hours in the emergency room with a fractured skull!"
by K9Guy October 6, 2009

Boob- Australian street slang for jail.
Cat- Australian street slang for a homosexual male.
BOOB CAT- A phrase used commonly in the Australian prison system/s to describe the phenomenon of 'straight' male inmates that only resort to engaging in sexual activity with other male inmates during periods of incarceration, purely for the purpose of sexual gratification.
Cat- Australian street slang for a homosexual male.
BOOB CAT- A phrase used commonly in the Australian prison system/s to describe the phenomenon of 'straight' male inmates that only resort to engaging in sexual activity with other male inmates during periods of incarceration, purely for the purpose of sexual gratification.
"That Hamill character is a flat-out boob cat! He used to get his toes sucked flat out by Jamie, and used to get visited by his gay mate the high school principal."
"John secretly lusted after men in jail, and that makes him a rampant boob cat."
"John secretly lusted after men in jail, and that makes him a rampant boob cat."
by K9GUY June 3, 2009

An acronym, C.O.A.T stands for Cunt Of A Thing.
This acronym was originally developed in the town of Melbourne, Australia in mid 2006 as a means of describing a strongly unpleasant, offensive, or undesirable female, or a female displaying qualities considered highly undesirable at a given moment.
The beauty of this term is its adaptable nature, and its subjective application.
Also, this term allows one to use a highly offensive term towards someone, in a fashion that does not sound offensive. To this end it is often found in use in offices, professional environments, and there is also one unsubstantiated account of this term being used in a Supreme Court towards the presiding judge.
This acronym was originally developed in the town of Melbourne, Australia in mid 2006 as a means of describing a strongly unpleasant, offensive, or undesirable female, or a female displaying qualities considered highly undesirable at a given moment.
The beauty of this term is its adaptable nature, and its subjective application.
Also, this term allows one to use a highly offensive term towards someone, in a fashion that does not sound offensive. To this end it is often found in use in offices, professional environments, and there is also one unsubstantiated account of this term being used in a Supreme Court towards the presiding judge.
"That Candace is a fair-dinkum COAT, isn't she Bryce!"
"I had to get out of the house for a while Brad, the missus is being a COAT..."
"I cant believe you baby; you are really acting like a COAT right now. Pull your head in!"
Her - "Youre such a bastard....just buy me an engagement ring already, it's about time after 4 years together..."
Him - "For fucks sake Candace, you are an absolute COAT...we're over bitch! Pack your shit and hit the bricks."
"I had to get out of the house for a while Brad, the missus is being a COAT..."
"I cant believe you baby; you are really acting like a COAT right now. Pull your head in!"
Her - "Youre such a bastard....just buy me an engagement ring already, it's about time after 4 years together..."
Him - "For fucks sake Candace, you are an absolute COAT...we're over bitch! Pack your shit and hit the bricks."
by K9GUY June 1, 2009
