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A term that is strictly used as a description of a uniquely frustrating and difficult personality type, and NOT as a racial slur.
Typically, WOGDUMB describes a person who displays at least one of the following personality traits:
- Despite an obvious lack of intelligence, the person exhibits total belief in their mental capacity and/or clarity of thought.
- Is so dim that they are actually not capable of realising how dim they truly are.
- Has absolutely zero self awareness about the fact that their own words often totally invalidate their own opinion, or whos words effectively argue a viewpoint that they are opposed to.
- Is incapable of becoming, or even attempting to become, more informed or better educated through logical or factual discussion.
- Manages to accidentally butcher their chosen language by improperly using common or colloquial sayings, without realising they have done so.
- Is totally devoid of any understanding of the subject on which they speak, contrary to their own strong belief otherwise.
SOLID EXAMPLES OF WOGDUMB:
- Ricky, of Trailer Park Boys
- Guido Hatsis
- George W. Bush
- Paris Hilton
- The Gotti Boys (TV series family)
- Pauline Hanson
Typically, WOGDUMB describes a person who displays at least one of the following personality traits:
- Despite an obvious lack of intelligence, the person exhibits total belief in their mental capacity and/or clarity of thought.
- Is so dim that they are actually not capable of realising how dim they truly are.
- Has absolutely zero self awareness about the fact that their own words often totally invalidate their own opinion, or whos words effectively argue a viewpoint that they are opposed to.
- Is incapable of becoming, or even attempting to become, more informed or better educated through logical or factual discussion.
- Manages to accidentally butcher their chosen language by improperly using common or colloquial sayings, without realising they have done so.
- Is totally devoid of any understanding of the subject on which they speak, contrary to their own strong belief otherwise.
SOLID EXAMPLES OF WOGDUMB:
- Ricky, of Trailer Park Boys
- Guido Hatsis
- George W. Bush
- Paris Hilton
- The Gotti Boys (TV series family)
- Pauline Hanson
CONVERSATIONAL USE:
"Jesus that bloke is so WOGDUMB!"
"Poor, simple, WOGDUMB bastard..."
"If he/she was any dumber they would be WOGDUMB."
"That chick I dated last week was mad hot, but totally WOGDUMB...it could never work between us."
"Jesus that bloke is so WOGDUMB!"
"Poor, simple, WOGDUMB bastard..."
"If he/she was any dumber they would be WOGDUMB."
"That chick I dated last week was mad hot, but totally WOGDUMB...it could never work between us."
by K9GUY June 1, 2009
Get the WOGDUMBmug. The Bryce is an Australian slang term that is typically used to convey high regard, admiration, or reverance for a person, object, or performance.
The phrase itself has it's origins in the Australian kickboxing and boxing scene, and is commonly considered to trace back to a very successful trainer and fighter.
Often heard used in conversation by both males and females alike, this phrase, when used strictly in context, signifies that something is at the pinnacle of its greatness.
The phrase itself has it's origins in the Australian kickboxing and boxing scene, and is commonly considered to trace back to a very successful trainer and fighter.
Often heard used in conversation by both males and females alike, this phrase, when used strictly in context, signifies that something is at the pinnacle of its greatness.
"That guy at the club was just so damn hot wasn't he girls! He was just The Bryce!"
"It was a hard fight, my opponent was real tough, but at the end of the day I am in the most Bryce shape of my life, and I came out the victor in only 2 rounds."
"I love my new car, it's The Bryce."
"Don't fuck around with that fella over there mate, cos he's The Bryce. Dude will bust you up quick smart son!"
"Thanks Mum and Dad! This birthday present is exactly what I was hoping for! It's really The Bryce! I can't wait to show my friends."
She says: "The first guy that I ever slept with that gave me multiple orgasms was really The Bryce in the sack. It has totally ruined me for all men now, cos they can never hope to live up to that performance. Damn that dirty, sexy motherfucker..."
"It was a hard fight, my opponent was real tough, but at the end of the day I am in the most Bryce shape of my life, and I came out the victor in only 2 rounds."
"I love my new car, it's The Bryce."
"Don't fuck around with that fella over there mate, cos he's The Bryce. Dude will bust you up quick smart son!"
"Thanks Mum and Dad! This birthday present is exactly what I was hoping for! It's really The Bryce! I can't wait to show my friends."
She says: "The first guy that I ever slept with that gave me multiple orgasms was really The Bryce in the sack. It has totally ruined me for all men now, cos they can never hope to live up to that performance. Damn that dirty, sexy motherfucker..."
by K9GUY June 1, 2009
Get the The Brycemug. HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.
"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"
"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."
"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."
"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."
"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."
by K9Guy October 6, 2009
Get the HALF PAST FUCKmug. HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.
"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"
"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."
"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."
"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."
"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."
by K9Guy October 6, 2009
Get the [HALF PAST FUCK]mug. A bastardised application of the word boss, when pronounced with a strong South African accent.
BAAS, when applied correctly and used strictly in context, describes a mature alpha male with a quick temper, strict code of moral conduct, high expectations of self and others, and a tendancy towards and talent for use of extreme violence in order to maintain social order, hierachy and decorum.
A BAAS in human social terms is roughly equivalent to, but more intelligent than, a sliverback gorilla.
BAAS, when applied correctly and used strictly in context, describes a mature alpha male with a quick temper, strict code of moral conduct, high expectations of self and others, and a tendancy towards and talent for use of extreme violence in order to maintain social order, hierachy and decorum.
A BAAS in human social terms is roughly equivalent to, but more intelligent than, a sliverback gorilla.
Maggot- "Jesus Bryce, stop being a difficult arsehole for fucks sake!"
Bryce- "Don't give me attitude you imbecile, or I will split your fucking head wide open and fuck the hole, just to show you who is BAAS..."
"Don't get mouthy to that bloke there mate, he's a real BAAS"
Bryce- "Don't give me attitude you imbecile, or I will split your fucking head wide open and fuck the hole, just to show you who is BAAS..."
"Don't get mouthy to that bloke there mate, he's a real BAAS"
by K9GUY June 1, 2009
Get the BAASmug. WORD PAIRING involves the pairing of a swear word with any other word in order to add significance to the second word.
In this capacity it is often the case that the swear word conveys some type of discriptive capacity regarding number, significance, import or quality.
In this capacity it is often the case that the swear word conveys some type of discriptive capacity regarding number, significance, import or quality.
Below are listed some practical examples of swear pairing
"Mate you should grab a couple of bags of cornchips, cos they're on special..."
"Nah buddy, I've got fuckbags of chips at home..."
"That guy was fuckdumb wasn't he?"
"This situation is headed to fucktown fast..."
"My pay cheque hasn't cleared yet god damn it...looks like I'm eating 2 minute shitnoodles again..."
"Mate you should grab a couple of bags of cornchips, cos they're on special..."
"Nah buddy, I've got fuckbags of chips at home..."
"That guy was fuckdumb wasn't he?"
"This situation is headed to fucktown fast..."
"My pay cheque hasn't cleared yet god damn it...looks like I'm eating 2 minute shitnoodles again..."
by K9Guy October 6, 2009
Get the SWEAR PAIRINGmug. A colloquial term believed to originate in Australia, this appetitive or complimentary term is commonly used in to describe:
- A slick, witty, well presented, and/or attractive person or object.
- It can also be used to describe an innovative approach to a difficult problem, where that solution requires guile, intelligence, or charm.
- An admirable deed or accomplishment.
- A thing of beauty or high value.
- A slick, witty, well presented, and/or attractive person or object.
- It can also be used to describe an innovative approach to a difficult problem, where that solution requires guile, intelligence, or charm.
- An admirable deed or accomplishment.
- A thing of beauty or high value.
"I just got back from that job interview...they asked me a lot of difficult questions and I was getting flustered, but then I took a breath and pulled a griggsy, and they offered me a position on the spot!"
"Did you see that guy that talked to me at the club the other night? He was pretty griggsy, so I gave him my number and we are going out Wednesday night"
"Wow, did you see that guy catch that ball? It looked like he was going to drop it, I don't know how he did it, but he got pretty griggsy on that thing...it was awesome!"
"Isn't Jack's new car totally griggsy?!"
"Did you see that guy that talked to me at the club the other night? He was pretty griggsy, so I gave him my number and we are going out Wednesday night"
"Wow, did you see that guy catch that ball? It looked like he was going to drop it, I don't know how he did it, but he got pretty griggsy on that thing...it was awesome!"
"Isn't Jack's new car totally griggsy?!"
by K9GUY June 1, 2009
Get the GRIGGSYmug.