K Wheezle's definitions

Bluh-kyaq!

Onomatopoeic interjection used to describe something unexpected (particularly of unusual size or swiftness) appearing in close proximity, particularly to one's face

Man, I turned around and your sunglasses were like "Bluh-kyack!" all up in ma face.

Person 1: Man! I can't believe you just slapped me like that!
Person 2: Bluh-kyack!

by K Wheezle May 25, 2004

Ftard

(F+retard)
General insult used particularly when questioning one's intelligence or competence.

Man, quit being such an Ftard and get in.

This new policy is Ftarded

by K Wheezle May 25, 2004

What the F?

Partially extended version of wtf. Carries same meaning and was created for use in the presence of those unfamiliar with wtf.

Person 1: Hey, Adam said he needs to borrow your TV again.
Person 2: What the F!? That's the the third time this month!

by K Wheezle May 25, 2004

wt fuck?

Partially extended version of wtf created as an answer to What the F?. Leaves in the part everyone expects you to censor.

Person 1: Adam says he broke your TV
Person 2: Wt fuck?! I'ma break his face!

by K Wheezle May 25, 2004

BIYM

Balls In Ya Mouf.

Person 1: Hey, I wanted to talk to you about last night...
Person 2: Hey, you know what? BIYM! Okay? Last night never happened.

by K Wheezle May 25, 2004

finger seizure

Unexpected, erratic loss of digital control, resulting in garbled typed text.

His note says "yiu noeed to hurry up and come doen befor we leave@@@2@1!" He must have had a finger seizure.

by K Wheezle May 25, 2004

The F word

euphamism for "Fuck"

I can't believe he said the F word on national television.

by K Wheezle May 25, 2004