1 definition by Jwetz
An unanticipated split in a male's stream of urine occurring as a result of excess semen in the urethra produced in a previous instance of masturbation or sex
Ex. 1) I was caught unawares by the magnitude of my Wetzel, leading to a disastrous leakage of urine onto my bathroom floor.
Ex. 2) I missed the toilet by several feet after experiencing a Wetzel of epic proportions.
Ex. 2) I missed the toilet by several feet after experiencing a Wetzel of epic proportions.
by Jwetz August 7, 2014