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Asian Palm Civet

The Asian palm civet (Paradoxurus hermaphroditus) is a viverrid native to South and Southeast Asia. In Indonesia, it is threatened by poaching and illegal wildlife trade; buyers use it for the increasing production of kopi luwak, a form of very expensive coffee that involves ingestion and excretion of the beans by the animal.
Roxanne has a pet Asian Palm Civet. She swears that brown gold comes out of his asshole. People want to brew her pet civet's shit
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020
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Alibhai

Alibhai / અલીભાઈ / अलीभाई is how Ramji pronounces alibi
Ramji: Cops were investigating that rape case but Ramanlal gave me an Alibhai
by Jumbled McGobbledygook October 28, 2021
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Dotardess

Hillary Clinton is a cunty dotardess with a chronic cough
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
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turdisha

turd-lover bitch
turdisha loves diaper play & wears the largest most humongous buttplug available in market. She even got botox treatment for her sphincters.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 4, 2021
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Cuntpeh

I was trying to make some Tempeh, but after 2 days I opened the food container & was surprised to find cuntpeh instead
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020
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Frobscottle

Frobscottle is a green-colored fizzy drink, where the bubbles go down instead of up. This is the cause of Whizzpoppers (which are farts)
Frobscottle tastes delicious to Sophie
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 15, 2020
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turdbuckle

a piece of turd that keeps everyone around him/her tense
Damn I just have 6 hours left for revision before the test & here comes the turdbuckle! Fuck off turdbuckle!!
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021
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