Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

dildociraptor

a species of dildosaurus, believed to be carnivorus

emily was riding her pet dildociraptor

by Jumbled McGobbledygook March 28, 2021

Turdnip

Organically grown Turnips, using turd compost

'The Humanure Handbook' teaches you how to grow turdnips

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020

Fuddidevi

synonymous with a cunty lady

(in Punjabi) derived from Fuddi / फुद्दी meaning cunt / pussy (offensive / non-offensive, depends) + devi / देवी, a suffix often used for female names, kinda respectful, like the prefix Sir

Cuntisha: Fuddidevi is my bestie

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

Turd Kohlhepp

A piece of shit from South Carolina, who killed many people

Turd Kohlhepp is serving 7 life sentences

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 10, 2021

fartmer

a dairy / meat farmer who harvests bio gas, methane & all. He shoves tubes up his cattle's ass & captures their farts. His farm machines run on this gas or electricity produced using this gas, either internal combustion or hydrogen fuel cells, where hydrogen is produces using this methane.

I 'natural' gas from my local fartmer John. I try to support small local guys & avoid fracking companies.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 28, 2021

turdorism

Dropping turds in all the wrong places, such that it terrorizes average civilians. Such appalling acts may scar many for life.

I see acts of turdorism on the streets of San Fagcisco & millions of dollars being spent to fight it & use of weapons like hoses.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 29, 2021

Turdros Adhanom

The piece of shit who has served since 2017 as Director-General of the World Health Organization.

Turdros Adhanom is China's puppet

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 13, 2021