Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

Cuntstitution

A cunty aggregate of fundamental principles or established precedents that constitute the legal basis of a polity, organisation or other type of entity and commonly determine how that entity is to be governed.

Every crazy power hungry politician that has ever lived has mused at some point about writing his own cuntstitution for his own gain

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cuntographer

A person whose profession is cuntography

Jose is a cuntographer for 'the cunty herald'

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

turdpentine

An oil that you can harvest from people's asses

Bob, did you just buy a gallon of Turdpentine oil? Eww... What are you goint to paint with it?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 30, 2021

Cuntrabanned

Any item whose possession is illegal for mentally cunted because of the risks involved but legal for general population

Even common household items like scissors or USB cables are cuntrabanned in some cells of Broadmoor

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Naradasur

Naradasur / नारदासुर (Narada-monster) is a monster is various Hindu mythological texts, who often fucks up everything, for others, by seeding feelings of self-doubts, revenge, confusion etc. etc. in minds of other people.

Here comes Naradasur, to give his free advice. Fuck off Naradasur

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 6, 2021

Cuntcash

Income generated by sex work

Billy's bitch makes a lot of cuntcash

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Trumpmas

Trumpy Christmas / Christmas during Trump's presidency

Also the day when you sing, the Trumpy gave to me on '12 days of Trumpmas' song

On the 8th day of Trumpmas my Trumpy gave to me, small hands grabbing pussy, incoherent tweeting, covfefe, no net neutrality, that great smell of incest, Russian hookers peeing and a wall that the mexicans pay forrrrrrr.......

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 1, 2021