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Definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook

Derived from લીંડી (Gujarati) meaning oval hard pellets of feces, usually goat shit, but also horse shit, donkey (ass) shit, zebra shit etc. લીંડી literally transliterates to lindi. This is one of those words which has different meaning in different languages.
મારી વાડી માં હું બકરી ની લીંડી નું ખાતર નાખું છું .
(translation) I use goat shit / goat's lindi for fertilizer in my farm.

turdbutter 

Amy has pancreatitis. She suffers from excess steatorrhea. Lab tests came positive for turdbutter.

Turd Bundy 

A guy who likes to abduct & stab turds. He is employed by London Sewerage System & likes to sneak into public restroom looking for as many floating turdmarine as possible. His family believes this is his way of releasing steam, and that if this was taken away from him he might start stabbing people & their pets. He is a serial turdstabber.
Here goes Turd Bundy, watch out!

Mormondy 

Any mormon soldier who participated in the invasion of Normandy
(Pointing at family pictures) This is my grandpa from Mormondy invasion

Turdowski 

one who loves to ski on a pile of turd
Turdowski's dream job of being a cleaner of London sewers has been fulfilled

turd fuel cells

Hydrogen fuel cell using Hydrogen made from methane produced from decomposing turds
If turd fuel cells could power the shipping industry, there would be fewer turds & less fossil fuel being burnt

turdorism 

Dropping turds in all the wrong places, such that it terrorizes average civilians. Such appalling acts may scar many for life.
I see acts of turdorism on the streets of San Fagcisco & millions of dollars being spent to fight it & use of weapons like hoses.