Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

Napakistan

A country of Napaak people, who lie through their teeth & deception is their second name. Many civilians of Napakistan are innocent, but many are not.

Taliban Khan & his cronies over at ISI have sent terrorists of Laskhkar-e-Taiba & Jaish-e-Mohammed over to Afghanistan for terrorism training purposes (contrary to Taliban's recent promises) & terrorist attacks in Afghanistan & India may soon ensue. Lashkar-e-Taiba & Jaish-e-Mohammed's terrorists have played an important role in Taliban's recent victory aided by ISI & Taliban Khan. No wonder Napakistan is considered an epicentre of state sponsored terrorism.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 23, 2021

Trumpasur

Trump + Asura = Trumpasur / ट्रम्पासुर / Trump Demon, derived from Sanskrit, 'u' is pronounced 'oo' that is Trumpasoor

The reign of the evil Trumpasur comes to an end

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 19, 2021

turdsgiving

Celebrations modeled on a 1621 diarrhoea outbreak, after feasting on harvest shared by the European colonists (Pilgrims) of Plymouth and the Wampanoag people.

1) On the streets of Portland, Oregon, it's turdsgiving everyday!

2) On the streets of San Francisco, it's turdsgiving everyday!

3) Skid row's homeless population celebrates turdsgiving on the streets everyday!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 5, 2021

William Mulholland

A self-taught Irish American civil engineer who was responsible for building the infrastructure to provide a water supply that allowed Los Angeles to grow into the largest city in California, which, since has been steadily transforming into Turdistan, where homeless people are firing their turdcannons on the streets, because they have no legit place for unloading their turdcannons

William Mulholland is turning in his grave

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 6, 2021

Fartmouth

A twin city to Dartmouth
May also refer to Fartmouth College

Jimmy calls himself an ivy league trained plumber. He went to Fartmouth.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021

Cunt pong

a game similar to beer pong except that you don't have to be 21 to play it

Jimmy is playing cunt pong with Ana

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Dildomesh

A fossilized Sumerian dildo from the times of Gilgamesh

They excavated dozens of dildomesh from the middle east.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 26, 2022