Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

Xindemic

the global health crisis of 2020

Xi Cuntpig ate some infected batshit soup & farted out some noxious virus, then exported it globally & later tried to cover it up. Unfortunately nobody really talks about him but everyone likes to grill poor old Dotart Trump for not handling the Xindemic properly.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

Puketoberfest

Drinking beer & puking during Munich festivities

Lil Mason was throwing tantrums because his older brothers won't let him taste whatever they were drinking. This was ruining everyone's family fun time. His mom finally offered him 'just one tiny sip' to calm him down. That's how Lil Mason celebrated his first family Puketoberfest

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 30, 2021

Alibhai

Alibhai / અલીભાઈ / अलीभाई is how Ramji pronounces alibi

Ramji: Cops were investigating that rape case but Ramanlal gave me an Alibhai

by Jumbled McGobbledygook October 28, 2021

turdisha

turd-lover bitch

turdisha loves diaper play & wears the largest most humongous buttplug available in market. She even got botox treatment for her sphincters.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 4, 2021

Cuntpeh

A Tempeh batch gone bad.

I was trying to make some Tempeh, but after 2 days I opened the food container & was surprised to find cuntpeh instead

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020

Dotardess

feminine form of the word Dotard

Hillary Clinton is a cunty dotardess with a chronic cough

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Cunterval

a break during a marathon sex session

They took a cunterval every 20 minutes

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020