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Hurricane Cuntrina

A wild untamed cunty bitch whose cuntyness possesses the destructive power of a category 5 hurricane
Simon - Hey your bitch is coming to visit you tomorrow.
Issac - Damn Hurricane Cuntrina will hit this place tomorrow.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
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Turdmeric

A spice loved by butt burglars
Ass pirates commandeered a ship carrying a cargo of turdmeric
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 14, 2021
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turdwrapper

the rectum
Isabelle's turdwrapper prolapsed & had to be stuck back in place at the hospital
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 8, 2021
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Flatusgasted

affected with sudden and great wonder or surprise when someone rips a surprise fart
derived from flabbergasted
Samantha: I was flatusgasted when Ana ripped a lousy stanky fart
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021
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fartonomics

It the study of economic impact of farts, like fart-economics. It includes study of economic impact of farts in terms of global greenhouse effect, farts that lead to people getting fired, farts that can get you hired, farts that lead to increased business expenses from purchasing lots of room fresheners for your business, farts that can spread pathogens, farts that can cause panic leading to nuclear warfare and much more. It's study can be divided into microfartonomics & macrofartonomics, which by the way have nothing to do with the amount of gas expelled or the magnitude of it's stench.
Jim Colon: Hey I enrolled in Fartmouth college to study fartonomics. I want to become a fartonomist. My inspiration comes from Xi Jinping who had bat soup for lunch & later that day, farted out the China virus which has a great economic impact.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 6, 2021
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Snifftoberfest

A Coke party & similar drug festivities in your own hometown at the same time when some of your buddies might be enjoying Oktoberfest in Munich, mainly because you want to go there but you are so broke you can't afford the trip
Ya'll losers, let's celebrate some snifftoberfest
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021
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FDA

Your definitions on UD are not FDA approved
by Jumbled McGobbledygook March 20, 2021
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