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When everyone has noxious flatulence inducing food during Christmas celebrations & they stink up the entire place with their colonic fumes
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 31, 2021
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Get the Cuntmower mug.Sofia is scheduled for an appointment at the gynaecologist's office. She is getting examined with a cuntoscope & Pap test today
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Get the Cuntoscope mug.A festival celebrated in the city of Dildo, Canada to attract tourists. They took some inspiration from Munich Oktoberfest.
Ana, Julia, Samantha, Razia & Trisha are going to Dildo to celebrate Spunktoberfest. They are starving.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021
Get the spunktoberfest mug.Just like the hiccup girl, this is anyone who keeps burping non-stop & simply cannot seem to be able to stop it. She is so embarrassed, she prefers to stay home all the time, in her Burpingham palace.
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Johnson was surrounded by the Talibans but just in the nick of time he managed to pump out a powerful high-octane fart & managed to hold his ground without firing a single round. He was awarded the purple fart 💜💨
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 24, 2021
Get the high-octane fart mug.When you apply any kind of syrup on a bitch's asshole & she sharts, the two fluids combine to form shart syrup
Jessica had a sweet tooth yesterday, so I tried to give her a sweet ass-to-mouth but instead she ended up tasting shart syrup
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 17, 2021
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