Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

Turd Kohlhepp

A piece of shit from South Carolina, who killed many people

Turd Kohlhepp is serving 7 life sentences

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 10, 2021

fartmer

a dairy / meat farmer who harvests bio gas, methane & all. He shoves tubes up his cattle's ass & captures their farts. His farm machines run on this gas or electricity produced using this gas, either internal combustion or hydrogen fuel cells, where hydrogen is produces using this methane.

I 'natural' gas from my local fartmer John. I try to support small local guys & avoid fracking companies.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 28, 2021

turdorism

Dropping turds in all the wrong places, such that it terrorizes average civilians. Such appalling acts may scar many for life.

I see acts of turdorism on the streets of San Fagcisco & millions of dollars being spent to fight it & use of weapons like hoses.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 29, 2021

Turdros Adhanom

The piece of shit who has served since 2017 as Director-General of the World Health Organization.

Turdros Adhanom is China's puppet

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 13, 2021

Cuntron

a subatomic particle believed to be present in abundance, detected without the need of any sophisticated instruments or particle accelerators etc. most easily detected by sensory organs like eyes & ears

Such Eukaryotic organisms who possess an abundance of cuntrons are disliked, even hated by all members of the society

Cuntisha is made up of trillions of cuntrons

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

circumstantial cunt

A decent person who commits cunty acts because of the rough circumstances life throws at them

Shin Chang Won is a circumstantial cunt

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

blitzcrack

When someone packs crack cocaine in a charger & blindly shoves the charger up their asshole, using their asscrack as a guide, because they just saw DEA officers heading in their direction. Derived from blitzkrieg.

The term charger is hard to find in the dictionary but can be found in the novel Papillon by Henri Charrière

In a blitzcrack, bobby slid the charger full of crack through his asscrack & up his asshole

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021