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Sniffsonian

Worlds largest museum of sniffable compounds & objects ranging from drugs & farts to mummy toes, hippo pubes, dinosaur poop & Australopithecus panties. Any sniffable thing you can think of is kept there.
Emiliano is a recovering coke addict. She has been prescribed a visit to Sniffsonian twice a week to control her cravings. Her pass doesn't allow entry to the drug section though. It's working! She has been clean for the last 3+ months!
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 30, 2021
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Civet shit

Kopi luwak is a coffee that consists of partially digested coffee cherries, which were eaten and defecated by the Asian palm civet
Everyone in my office loves to sniff brewed civet shit. Roxane even has a pet civet who only gets to eat coffee berries while she brews his shit for breakfast, lunch & dinner.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020
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Cuntvenient store

Jessica look to your right, I see your favorite cuntvenient store
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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Cuntiligo

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 15, 2020
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noxious farts

farts so deadly, the stench is powerful enough to kill 10 adult humans
Uber driver: Stop ripping noxious farts. Let me open the windows. I don't care if it's snowing outside, I have 2 kids & I don't wanna die.
Fartisha: Yeah whatever
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021
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Cuntron

a subatomic particle believed to be present in abundance, detected without the need of any sophisticated instruments or particle accelerators etc. most easily detected by sensory organs like eyes & ears

Such Eukaryotic organisms who possess an abundance of cuntrons are disliked, even hated by all members of the society
Cuntisha is made up of trillions of cuntrons
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
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circumstantial cunt

A decent person who commits cunty acts because of the rough circumstances life throws at them
Shin Chang Won is a circumstantial cunt
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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