Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

cuntamaran

A catamaran that will not behave properly because of many design flaws

Joe is selling his old beat-up cuntamaran. Would you like to buy it?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 22, 2021

Cuntamycin

Any antibiotic from the macrolide family that can be used to treat STIs

Cuntisha was prescribed some cuntamycin

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

China

The country behind the 2020 Xindemic, a nasty global health crisis

Xi Cuntpig, the dictator from china ate some infected batshit soup & farted out some noxious virus, then exported it globally & later tried to cover it up. Unfortunately nobody really talks about him but everyone likes to grill poor old Dotart Trump for not handling the Xindemic properly.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

Custurd Apple

Organically grown Custard Apple, using turd compost

They were selling Custurd Apple at the farmer's market

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020

Jamaluddin

A muslim farmer who grows Jamalgota / जमालगोटा (Croton Tiglium), a very potent purgative for a living
His life purpose is to aid people in voiding their bowels

Jimmy is so constipated & there are no pharmacies or hospitals in this shantytown, but no worries, neighbor Jamaluddin to his rescue

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

Turdminster

A district in London which extends to the river Thames which had more turd by volume than water before epidemiology & sanitation & disease process was properly understood by man probably during Victorian times

I will meet you at the Turdminster bridge

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021

AMD Fartripper

While building a computing rig, you forget to connect the cooling fan correctly & your new Threadripper goes up in smoke

Yo Nebuchadnezzar, I heard that you built a $5000 AMD Fartripper yesterday!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 29, 2021