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Custurd Apple

They were selling Custurd Apple at the farmer's market
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020
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Jamaluddin

A muslim farmer who grows Jamalgota / जमालगोटा (Croton Tiglium), a very potent purgative for a living
His life purpose is to aid people in voiding their bowels
Jimmy is so constipated & there are no pharmacies or hospitals in this shantytown, but no worries, neighbor Jamaluddin to his rescue
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021
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China

The country behind the 2020 Xindemic, a nasty global health crisis
Xi Cuntpig, the dictator from china ate some infected batshit soup & farted out some noxious virus, then exported it globally & later tried to cover it up. Unfortunately nobody really talks about him but everyone likes to grill poor old Dotart Trump for not handling the Xindemic properly.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020
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Cuntelligence

Cuntisha displays high levels of cuntelligence in class
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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lindi

Derived from લીંડી (Gujarati) meaning oval hard pellets of feces, usually goat shit, but also horse shit, donkey (ass) shit, zebra shit etc. લીંડી literally transliterates to lindi. This is one of those words which has different meaning in different languages.
મારી વાડી માં હું બકરી ની લીંડી નું ખાતર નાખું છું .
(translation) I use goat shit / goat's lindi for fertilizer in my farm.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook June 23, 2021
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AMD Fartripper

While building a computing rig, you forget to connect the cooling fan correctly & your new Threadripper goes up in smoke
Yo Nebuchadnezzar, I heard that you built a $5000 AMD Fartripper yesterday!
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 29, 2021
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Cuntamycin

Any antibiotic from the macrolide family that can be used to treat STIs
Cuntisha was prescribed some cuntamycin
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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