Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

Asian Palm Civet

The Asian palm civet (Paradoxurus hermaphroditus) is a viverrid native to South and Southeast Asia. In Indonesia, it is threatened by poaching and illegal wildlife trade; buyers use it for the increasing production of kopi luwak, a form of very expensive coffee that involves ingestion and excretion of the beans by the animal.

Roxanne has a pet Asian Palm Civet. She swears that brown gold comes out of his asshole. People want to brew her pet civet's shit

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

Alibhai

Alibhai / અલીભાઈ / अलीभाई is how Ramji pronounces alibi

Ramji: Cops were investigating that rape case but Ramanlal gave me an Alibhai

by Jumbled McGobbledygook October 28, 2021

Dotardess

feminine form of the word Dotard

Hillary Clinton is a cunty dotardess with a chronic cough

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

turdisha

turd-lover bitch

turdisha loves diaper play & wears the largest most humongous buttplug available in market. She even got botox treatment for her sphincters.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 4, 2021

Cuntpeh

A Tempeh batch gone bad.

I was trying to make some Tempeh, but after 2 days I opened the food container & was surprised to find cuntpeh instead

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020

Frobscottle

Frobscottle is a green-colored fizzy drink, where the bubbles go down instead of up. This is the cause of Whizzpoppers (which are farts)

Frobscottle tastes delicious to Sophie

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 15, 2020

turdbuckle

a piece of turd that keeps everyone around him/her tense

Damn I just have 6 hours left for revision before the test & here comes the turdbuckle! Fuck off turdbuckle!!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021