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Asian Palm Civet

The Asian palm civet (Paradoxurus hermaphroditus) is a viverrid native to South and Southeast Asia. In Indonesia, it is threatened by poaching and illegal wildlife trade; buyers use it for the increasing production of kopi luwak, a form of very expensive coffee that involves ingestion and excretion of the beans by the animal.

Roxanne has a pet Asian Palm Civet. She swears that brown gold comes out of his asshole. People want to brew her pet civet's shit

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

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Jizz Bozos

A wannabe Jeff Bezos who doesn't make it & ends up being a porn star to pay bills

Roxanne: Did you hear what happened to Jeffrey after he graduated from Princeton & moved to San Francisco to launch his startup?
Esmeralda: Yeah, he ended up as Jizz Bozos

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 24, 2021

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Jamaluddin

A muslim farmer who grows Jamalgota / जमालगोटा (Croton Tiglium), a very potent purgative for a living
His life purpose is to aid people in voiding their bowels

Jimmy is so constipated & there are no pharmacies or hospitals in this shantytown, but no worries, neighbor Jamaluddin to his rescue

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 24, 2021

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corporate homicide

when corporations murder people

Dupont committed corporate homicide with their reckless teflon production & shit like that
Boeing committed corporate homicide with their faulty 737 MAX

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 24, 2021

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