217 definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook
The unofficial arm of Tardliban, comprised of terrorists on the ground, who have their own mind & don't give a shit about the chain of command. They are a bunch of bandits.
Talibandits asked a poor destitute woman to cook for 15 terrorists & even though she somehow made it happen with her limited resources, the lit her on fire because the food tasted awful. Tardliban is making many promises which Talibandits aren't obliged to honor.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 26, 2021
A broke guy, but not exactly. He always carries a shitload of change that jingles as he walks but has no bills or plastic
Esmeralda: Hey Ronnie is coming this way
Roxanne: I can't stand that Jingle Johnson, I am outta here
Roxanne: I can't stand that Jingle Johnson, I am outta here
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 24, 2021
Derived from Julab / જુલાબ / जुलाब which means a purgative
A muslim who works his entire life in a factory that processes plant derived purgatives. He is awarded the title of the most reliable employee for 35 years of service.
A muslim who works his entire life in a factory that processes plant derived purgatives. He is awarded the title of the most reliable employee for 35 years of service.
Matt: I am getting a colonic cleanse
Esmeralda: Well why don't you ask your neighbor Julabuddin to get you some free stuff
Esmeralda: Well why don't you ask your neighbor Julabuddin to get you some free stuff
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 24, 2021
A constellation of stars
Astrologer: You Sir have your planets perfectly aligned in the constellation of Fagittarius, I see you meeting a Rump Ranger within 6 months. I also see that you will be served plenty of Dick Bologna soon.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021
Uber driver: Stop ripping noxious farts. Let me open the windows. I don't care if it's snowing outside, I have 2 kids & I don't wanna die.
Fartisha: Yeah whatever
Fartisha: Yeah whatever
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 24, 2021
It the study of economic impact of farts, like fart-economics. It includes study of economic impact of farts in terms of global greenhouse effect, farts that lead to people getting fired, farts that can get you hired, farts that lead to increased business expenses from purchasing lots of room fresheners for your business, farts that can spread pathogens, farts that can cause panic leading to nuclear warfare and much more. It's study can be divided into microfartonomics & macrofartonomics, which by the way have nothing to do with the amount of gas expelled or the magnitude of it's stench.
Jim Colon: Hey I enrolled in Fartmouth college to study fartonomics. I want to become a fartonomist. My inspiration comes from Xi Jinping who had bat soup for lunch & later that day, farted out the China virus which has a great economic impact.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 6, 2021
My teacher had only green, blue, pink, orange & white chalksticks, so I gifted her brown chalk on teacher's day for colour coding
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 24, 2021