Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

Trumpostomy

Trump + ostomy (A surgical procedure creating an opening in the body for the discharge of body wastes)

May refer to a Trumpostomy bag / Trumpostomy care / Trumpostomy dressing after surgery

Trumpanzee got a trumpostomy & is now taking a trump in the bag attached to his abdominal wall

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021

Turd Bundy

A guy who likes to abduct & stab turds. He is employed by London Sewerage System & likes to sneak into public restroom looking for as many floating turdmarine as possible. His family believes this is his way of releasing steam, and that if this was taken away from him he might start stabbing people & their pets. He is a serial turdstabber.

Here goes Turd Bundy, watch out!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook May 31, 2021

bandwidth-constipation

a disease that has historically plagued many ISPs but is now mostly in history books

Before google fiber (medicine) was launched, most ISPs suffered from a bad case of bandwidth-constipation.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020

tangerine turd

Trump

They flushed the tangerine turd out of oval orifice

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021

Trumpmongering

Fear mongering by the tangerine turd aka Trump

The last presidency was so full of trumpmongering

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021

cuntociraptor

a person whose cuntiness is off the charts

the cashier was such a cuntociraptor

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

corporate homicide

when corporations murder people

Dupont committed corporate homicide with their reckless teflon production & shit like that
Boeing committed corporate homicide with their faulty 737 MAX

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 23, 2021