Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

turdorism

Dropping turds in all the wrong places, such that it terrorizes average civilians. Such appalling acts may scar many for life.

I see acts of turdorism on the streets of San Fagcisco & millions of dollars being spent to fight it & use of weapons like hoses.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 29, 2021

turd fuel cells

Hydrogen fuel cell using Hydrogen made from methane produced from decomposing turds

If turd fuel cells could power the shipping industry, there would be fewer turds & less fossil fuel being burnt

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 29, 2021

Turdowski

one who loves to ski on a pile of turd

Turdowski's dream job of being a cleaner of London sewers has been fulfilled

by Jumbled McGobbledygook May 8, 2021

Mormondy

Any mormon soldier who participated in the invasion of Normandy

(Pointing at family pictures) This is my grandpa from Mormondy invasion

by Jumbled McGobbledygook May 12, 2021

Turd Bundy

A guy who likes to abduct & stab turds. He is employed by London Sewerage System & likes to sneak into public restroom looking for as many floating turdmarine as possible. His family believes this is his way of releasing steam, and that if this was taken away from him he might start stabbing people & their pets. He is a serial turdstabber.

Here goes Turd Bundy, watch out!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook May 31, 2021

Alibhai

Alibhai / અલીભાઈ / अलीभाई is how Ramji pronounces alibi

Ramji: Cops were investigating that rape case but Ramanlal gave me an Alibhai

by Jumbled McGobbledygook October 28, 2021

Gordhan Ramsinh

Gordhan Ramsinh (ગોરધન રામસિંહ / गोरधन रामसिंह) is Gordon Ramsey's long lost twin. He is in fast food business & owns a food truck in Rajkot.

Let's get something to eat at Gordhan Ramsinh's food truck
or
એ હાલો ગોરધન રામસિંહ ના ભજીયા ખાવા.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook October 28, 2021