turdban

A headwear that forms when someone drops a massive turd on your head

Jimmy - I know, the purpose of the bridge is to let both parties pass at the same time, but I always pull over & let the train pass over the bridge. I visited my buddy Shyam in India & we were walking under the bridge as train was passing overhead. Then suddenly out of the blue someone gave Shyam a huge turdban. Indian trains don't have any holding tank, so out flies the turd when someone decides to relax their sphincters. He was so embarrassed adorning a turdban over his head that we have not spoken ever since. Yeah so always pull over unless you want to adorn a turdban over your head.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 03, 2021

turdwinder

an animated piece of turd that can crawl like a sidewinder

Watch out for that turdwinder, it's chasing you!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

Isla Cuntarina

Island inhabited by wild cunts shunned from society

Cuntisha is crowned the princess of Isla Cuntarina

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

turdsgiving

Celebrations modeled on a 1621 diarrhoea outbreak, after feasting on harvest shared by the European colonists (Pilgrims) of Plymouth and the Wampanoag people.

1) On the streets of Portland, Oregon, it's turdsgiving everyday!

2) On the streets of San Francisco, it's turdsgiving everyday!

3) Skid row's homeless population celebrates turdsgiving on the streets everyday!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 05, 2021

Taliban Khan

A former cricketer & currently the prime minister of Napakistan & ring leader of ISI & state sponsored terrorism

Taliban Khan & his cronies are busy plotting their next move. You may soon see firecrackers going off (bomb blasts). He was instrumental in recent Taliban victory.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 23, 2021

Modimwit

A compound word formed by joining Modi + dimwit
Synonyms are dictator, pathological lier, false propaganda machine, authoritarian asshole etc.

He is a somewhat good person + complete asshole + dimwit turd, a mutant hybrid

Modimwit has over a billion bhaktchod followers. Their favourite passtime is bhaktchodi. Modimwit is a pathological lier but bhaktchods think otherwise. He is better than his predecessors though, by a wide margin. Modimwit likes to take credit for everything, I mean EVERYTHING.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 11, 2021

Cuntstantinople

Capital of Byzantine empire that later got occupied by cunty islamic mothafuckas

Cuntisha is leading a team of archaeologists excavating historic parts of cuntstantinople

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020