Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

corporate homicide

when corporations murder people

Dupont committed corporate homicide with their reckless teflon production & shit like that
Boeing committed corporate homicide with their faulty 737 MAX

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 23, 2021

Cuntbucha

A Kombucha culture gone bad, with moldy growth or nasty smell

To mask the nastiness, Mohammed was adding flavoring substances & stuff to batch of cuntbucha he was selling. The authorities found this out & shut him down.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020

Cuntbersome

difficult to deal with, difficult to manage especially when it involves a cunty individual

David's divorce was a long drawn cuntbersome process

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Brown Gold

Feces of Asian Palm Civet (Kopi Luwak)

Coffee beans recovered from this Civet shit fetches hefty price

Julia brews Brown gold for breakfast

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

Asstrologer

A fag from San Fagsisco who has learned the art of divination & birth chart reading

Muscle Mary: My asstrologer told me I have my stars aligned in fagittarius

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021

tangerine turd

Trump

They flushed the tangerine turd out of oval orifice

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021

Julabuddin

Derived from Julab / જુલાબ / जुलाब which means a purgative

A muslim who works his entire life in a factory that processes plant derived purgatives. He is awarded the title of the most reliable employee for 35 years of service.

Matt: I am getting a colonic cleanse
Esmeralda: Well why don't you ask your neighbor Julabuddin to get you some free stuff

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021