Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

Cuntvoy

a bunch of vehicles escorting cunty ladies

They are planning a picnic. Cuntisha will be leading the cuntvoy

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Jeff Bozos

Jeff Bezos's doppelgänger, a bozo

Sam: Hey I think I just saw Jeff Bezos in my shantytown. I wonder what he was doing there.
Harry: No you saw Jeff Bozos

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 27, 2020

Gujarati

A language script that urbandictionary.com is capable of handling, but is not available in the dropdown menu when trying to add gujarati words to the database

આ gujarati લિપિ માં લખવા તો દે છે, તો ગુજરાતી ભાષા ના શબ્દો કેમ ના ઉમેરી શકાય?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 15, 2021

Cuntfight

Similar to cock / rooster fight except that cunts are involved

Cuntosaurus Rex & Cuntociraptor are busy in a cuntfight. Cuntisha is the judge.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

turdmare

A nightmare where you dream of giant turdtowns & rivers of turd & turdmonsters chasing you

Sam: I just had a frightening turdmare yesterday

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 9, 2021

lousy fart

Super noxious colonic fumes

Jimmy ripped a lousy fart & the crowd dispersed

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

Trumpociraptor

A critically endangered vicious orange coloured reptilian

Trumpociraptor viciously fought for its nest in Capitol hill

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 27, 2022