Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

Cuntographer

A person whose profession is cuntography

Jose is a cuntographer for 'the cunty herald'

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

turdpentine

An oil that you can harvest from people's asses

Bob, did you just buy a gallon of Turdpentine oil? Eww... What are you goint to paint with it?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 30, 2021

Cuntpass

A device similar to a compass, but one that points to cunts in the vicinity instead of the magnetic north.

Jack Sparrow traded his compass for a cuntpass & a bottle of rum. Now he wonders if he has enough leverage...

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 15, 2020

Fartodyree

A farty fairy that produces biogas on the farm

Derived from Fenodyree from The Isle of Man

Poor old Jack had a Fartodyree on his farm to help him with his fuel needs for heating & cooking. He had plenty & never ran out of it.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021

Xi Cuntpig

The Chinese dictator who exported the China virus globally

The Italians embraced Chinamen during the initial phases of the Xindemic, that made matters worse during the initial phase.

Xi Cuntpig ate some infected batshit soup & farted out some virus

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

fartmer

a dairy / meat farmer who harvests bio gas, methane & all. He shoves tubes up his cattle's ass & captures their farts. His farm machines run on this gas or electricity produced using this gas, either internal combustion or hydrogen fuel cells, where hydrogen is produces using this methane.

I 'natural' gas from my local fartmer John. I try to support small local guys & avoid fracking companies.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 28, 2021

Turd Kohlhepp

A piece of shit from South Carolina, who killed many people

Turd Kohlhepp is serving 7 life sentences

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 10, 2021