Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

Sobek

Sobek is a crocodile god of Nile in Egypt. He can haunt you too.

Caleb from Geneva, New York was haunted & then possessed by Sobek when he visited a museum to see a mummy who was an Egyptian priestess protected by Sobek in her afterlife. To know more, use base64 decoder to decode this aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cueW91dHViZS5jb20vd2F0Y2g/dj1zRS1BMlVfc1BhUQ==

by Jumbled McGobbledygook June 23, 2021

Urdu

A language that originated in India from fusion of Hindi with Farsi & Arabic, just as modern English derives up to 25% vocabulary from French.

Currently spoken in India & Pakistan. A language of Love, Romance & Beauty. A language you want to learn if you want to be a Hindi writer or poet & be able to express emotions more beautifully. Hindi's cooler cousin. Urdu & Hindi are mutually intelligible. Falsely believed to be a language of Muslims. It's spoken & loved by Indian & Pakistani muslims & non-muslims alike. If you consider French one of the most beautiful European languages, Urdu can be considered one of the most beautiful Indian languages.

Roxanne: For language studies, I wonder if I should opt for Hindi or Urdu
Deepika: Urdu is obviously the better choice

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 15, 2021

Cuntestant

someone who takes part in a competition, competing for the cuntiest cunt of the year award

Cuntisha is the most cunty cuntestant

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Batshit

Bat's feces

I pranked Amy by replacing her Civet Shit coffee beans (Kopi Luwak) with some batshit. She drank the brew & that's how she caught China virus.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

Ahmed Shah Massoud

The late legendary commander of the Northern Alliance, killed in a plot by terrorists from Napakistan. He was an ally of the west & democracy.

Ahmed Shah Massoud is immortalised in the hearts & minds of people of Panjshir. Now his son takes his place.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 23, 2021

Hindi

a language spoken by a billion people, but not yet available as a language option in the dropdown menu of urbandictionary.com's new word adder

Jimmy: I learnt a few hindi slang words & tried to add em to urban dictionary, but they don't seem to accept hindi words
Rohit: Yeah, they are waiting for the number of native hindi speakers to cross the 2 billion mark

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 15, 2021

putineshwar

A Nepali boy, named after Putin with a Nepali twist

Teacher: Putineshwar stop bullying your classmates, you can't just throw your weight around.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 23, 2021