Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

Shit Coffee

Another name for Kopi Luwak

I wonder why people pay up so much for shit coffee

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

Natto

Nattō is a traditional Japanese food made from soybeans that have been fermented with Bacillus subtilis var. natto

Billy: Hey you want to try some Natto?
Roxanne: Nah, that slimy stuff makes me want to puke

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020

turdmillets

People in certain cultures feed millet seeds to cows on certain auspicious festive days, like all they get to eat is tons of millets all day. Cows can't handle millets & the seeds come out whole in cow dung the next day, like its studded with tons of millets

Joanna: Hey I was planning to go to the Hare Krishna temple to feed millets to cows, wanna come along?
Roxanne: Hell no, don't, you'll give them cows a bad case of turdmillets

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 16, 2021

Tardliban

Retards who will soon push Afghanistan into dark ages.

Tardlibans have wrestled their way to power. They were not demoralized for 2 decades & kept fighting for a cause they so strongly believed in, which is to terrorize the shit out of their own people & push Afghanistan back into the dark ages.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 15, 2021

thuski

This is a silent fart with a nasty stench (ठुस्की / ઠુસ્કી)

1) अबे राजू क्या खा कर आया है? ठुस्की छोड़े जा रहा है!

2) Here comes Samantha, you can smell her thuski form 700 feet away!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 13, 2021

Broadmoor

A high-security psychiatric hospital in Crowthorne, Berkshire, England

The worst of the lot are sent to Broadmoor

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Taliban Khan

A former cricketer & currently the prime minister of Napakistan & ring leader of ISI & state sponsored terrorism

Taliban Khan & his cronies are busy plotting their next move. You may soon see firecrackers going off (bomb blasts). He was instrumental in recent Taliban victory.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 23, 2021