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The almighty black gold, that powers our modern world & economy. Mankind will eventually have to grow up & gradually transition to greener energy & stop suckling mama earth's titties.
Jimmy: Let's all pray to oilmighty, who puts food on our table, roof our our heads & runs the world.
(then proceeds to have dinner...)
(then proceeds to have dinner...)
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 23, 2021
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by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 5, 2021
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Micki: All the cans of fizzy drinks we bought are empty, and there were a lot of them. Come on! it's a good time for our burpmas melody.
(Then Simone starts playing the guitar & everyone gathers around in a circle. Merry Burpmas everybody!!)
(Then Simone starts playing the guitar & everyone gathers around in a circle. Merry Burpmas everybody!!)
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Taliban Khan & his cronies over at ISI have sent terrorists of Laskhkar-e-Taiba & Jaish-e-Mohammed over to Afghanistan for terrorism training purposes (contrary to Taliban's recent promises) & terrorist attacks in Afghanistan & India may soon ensue. Lashkar-e-Taiba & Jaish-e-Mohammed's terrorists have played an important role in Taliban's recent victory aided by ISI & Taliban Khan. No wonder Napakistan is considered an epicentre of state sponsored terrorism.
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Talibandits asked a poor destitute woman to cook for 15 terrorists & even though she somehow made it happen with her limited resources, the lit her on fire because the food tasted awful. Tardliban is making many promises which Talibandits aren't obliged to honor.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 26, 2021
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They may get very good grades in school due to regular spaced repetition + high levels of discipline, not skipping reviews no matter what
They may get very good grades in school due to regular spaced repetition + high levels of discipline, not skipping reviews no matter what
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