Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

Turdistador

Hernan Cortez & his fellow turds that conquered Mexico & other parts of Americas

16 century turdistadors were primarily driven by greed

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

Isla Cuntarina

Island inhabited by wild cunts shunned from society

Cuntisha is crowned the princess of Isla Cuntarina

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Creepmas

Creepy Christmas, when one of those creepy Christmas legends become true

Krampus: Ho Ho Ho! Merry Creepmas!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 1, 2021

Cuntogram

a graphical representation of readings taken using a cuntometer

The library has a vast collection of cuntogram from the victorian times

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

putineshwar

A Nepali boy, named after Putin with a Nepali twist

Teacher: Putineshwar stop bullying your classmates, you can't just throw your weight around.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 23, 2021

Turdros Adhanom

The piece of shit who has served since 2017 as Director-General of the World Health Organization.

Turdros Adhanom is China's puppet

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 13, 2021

turdorism

Dropping turds in all the wrong places, such that it terrorizes average civilians. Such appalling acts may scar many for life.

I see acts of turdorism on the streets of San Fagcisco & millions of dollars being spent to fight it & use of weapons like hoses.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 29, 2021