217 definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook

Cornsequences

Consequences of corn subsidies

Cornsequences of corn subsidies to farmers leads to corn availability at price lower than production cost. This leads to high fructose corn syrup being used in all processed foods increasing burden of chronic diseases. It also leads to small mexican farmers being unable to compete with large american producers & death of diversity of the highly diverse varieties of traditional mexican corn farming leading to large scale monsanto corn monoculture

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 14, 2020

Cuntoscope

A vaginal speculum

Sofia is scheduled for an appointment at the gynaecologist's office. She is getting examined with a cuntoscope & Pap test today

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Flatusgasted

affected with sudden and great wonder or surprise when someone rips a surprise fart
derived from flabbergasted

Samantha: I was flatusgasted when Ana ripped a lousy stanky fart

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 24, 2021

Hurricane Cuntrina

A wild untamed cunty bitch whose cuntyness possesses the destructive power of a category 5 hurricane

Simon - Hey your bitch is coming to visit you tomorrow.
Issac - Damn Hurricane Cuntrina will hit this place tomorrow.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cuntfighter

A lawyer who fights a case in court against a cunt, defending an innocent man against false allegations

Diana Davison is a Cuntfighter. She runs the Lighthouse Project & is also a youtuber

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Brewed Catshit

Coffee made from Kopi Luwak, feces of Civet cat

Jimmy likes the taste of brewed catshit

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

FDA

Fucking Dumb Assholes (aka Food & Drug Administration)

Your definitions on UD are not FDA approved

by Jumbled McGobbledygook March 21, 2021