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Buttwheat

If you swallow uncooked unsoaked buckwheat seeds with water, next day you poop out Buttwheat.

This is similar to Turdmillets
@ After 20 minutes of explaining @
Cashier: Mam, we don't have any Buttwheat in our store shelves. I don't know which health website you came across & what article you happened to read. I must ask you to leave.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021
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Jeff Bozos

Sam: Hey I think I just saw Jeff Bezos in my shantytown. I wonder what he was doing there.
Harry: No you saw Jeff Bozos
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 27, 2020
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Gujarati

A language script that urbandictionary.com is capable of handling, but is not available in the dropdown menu when trying to add gujarati words to the database
આ gujarati લિપિ માં લખવા તો દે છે, તો ગુજરાતી ભાષા ના શબ્દો કેમ ના ઉમેરી શકાય?
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 15, 2021
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Burpmas

When everyone drinks lots of carbonated drinks & synchronizes their burps in chorus to Jingle bells melody during Christmas party
Micki: All the cans of fizzy drinks we bought are empty, and there were a lot of them. Come on! it's a good time for our burpmas melody.
(Then Simone starts playing the guitar & everyone gathers around in a circle. Merry Burpmas everybody!!)
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 31, 2021
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lousy fart

Jimmy ripped a lousy fart & the crowd dispersed
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021
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Trumpociraptor

A critically endangered vicious orange coloured reptilian
Trumpociraptor viciously fought for its nest in Capitol hill
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 27, 2022
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Cuntlight

Rachel just pawned off her old cuntlight because she was so broke
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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