Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

Dildomesh

A fossilized Sumerian dildo from the times of Gilgamesh

They excavated dozens of dildomesh from the middle east.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 26, 2022

Fartmouth

A twin city to Dartmouth
May also refer to Fartmouth College

Jimmy calls himself an ivy league trained plumber. He went to Fartmouth.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021

Turdalgia

derived from nostalgia, nostalgic for a turd

Jimmy was constipated for 15 days, then he dropped a massive Turdosaurus Rex but was reluctant to flush it out because it had become a part of him for 2 weeks. Even later during the day he kept missing the turd as he got emotionally attached to it. That's a serious case of turdalgia.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 14, 2021

Trumpmongering

Fear mongering by the tangerine turd aka Trump

The last presidency was so full of trumpmongering

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021

corporate homicide

when corporations murder people

Dupont committed corporate homicide with their reckless teflon production & shit like that
Boeing committed corporate homicide with their faulty 737 MAX

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 23, 2021

Cuntbucha

A Kombucha culture gone bad, with moldy growth or nasty smell

To mask the nastiness, Mohammed was adding flavoring substances & stuff to batch of cuntbucha he was selling. The authorities found this out & shut him down.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020

Brown Gold

Feces of Asian Palm Civet (Kopi Luwak)

Coffee beans recovered from this Civet shit fetches hefty price

Julia brews Brown gold for breakfast

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020