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A shitty "coffee shop" for people who don't really enjoy coffee, but would like to have the sterotypical image of a sophisticated coffee drinker.
More of the quarrell with Starbucks should not be in the fact that their customers are pathetic douchebags(thats a given) but that they dont even sell coffee.
A true coffee drinker owns a normal no-frills Mr.Coffee brewer, and purchases their own bag of beans or grounds to brew at home. The price of entire bag of decent coffee grounds from the grocery store is nearly the same price as one shitty drink at Starbucks. 98% of the drinks on the menu at Starbucks do not even contain coffee. Instead, the menu is filled with overpriced sugary teeth-rotting cold milkshakes that are given retarted names such as frappacino, mochachino, bananacino, etc. Their lates` and cappucinos are just cups of hot milk. Ask for another shot of espresso and you will be charged. Starbucks is a sham.
More of the quarrell with Starbucks should not be in the fact that their customers are pathetic douchebags(thats a given) but that they dont even sell coffee.
A true coffee drinker owns a normal no-frills Mr.Coffee brewer, and purchases their own bag of beans or grounds to brew at home. The price of entire bag of decent coffee grounds from the grocery store is nearly the same price as one shitty drink at Starbucks. 98% of the drinks on the menu at Starbucks do not even contain coffee. Instead, the menu is filled with overpriced sugary teeth-rotting cold milkshakes that are given retarted names such as frappacino, mochachino, bananacino, etc. Their lates` and cappucinos are just cups of hot milk. Ask for another shot of espresso and you will be charged. Starbucks is a sham.
Me: hi, can I get a cup of regular drip coffee please?
Starbucks employee: Excuse me, what? This is Starbucks. We dont serve that here.
Starbucks employee: Excuse me, what? This is Starbucks. We dont serve that here.
by JukeJointJezebel July 13, 2006
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by JukeJointJezebel July 12, 2006
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by JukeJointJezebel July 12, 2006
Get the Spencers mug.A chain of mall stores where any scenester can shop for all their pre-packaged sub culture needs. Hot Topic's merchandise is poorly made, yet overpriced. Employees are generally douchebag fashioncore or emo kids who seem to "dress the part" for their job and enjoy approaching all customers entering the store in an over-friendly manner. They might address a customer with a "Hey dude" instead of a professional "Hello Mam." Some people claim they only shop there and buy sale items, however, sale items at hot topic are only bumped down to the price they should have been originally.
by JukeJointJezebel July 12, 2006
Get the hot topic mug.The most amazing country on Earth. Take this from me, an American who was lucky enough to live there for 5 awesome years. Germany is a country that has taken a total 360 since 1945. Germany is the democracy that America claims to be. Americans who constantly down-talk Germany and Germans for their errors in the past are very ignorant. It is a peaceful country rich in culture and history. Germans are hard-shelled people on the outside, however, they are very respectful and good-natured on the inside. They have a knack for things being done the RIGHT way(Alles in Ordnung!) They appreciate the finer things in life such as art, music, history, family and friends. Germans are wonderful and privacy-respecting neighbors, enviornment friendly, great scholars, artists and engineers. Even as a very populous country, it is still very clean and absolutely beautiful. Plenty to see and do, and home to the the most awesome and functional highway system in the world. Das autobahn. Deutschland is geil,mann.
Elementary school teacher: What's the greatest country in the world?
Kids: America!
Me: Wrong. GERMANY!!!!!!!!!!
Kids: America!
Me: Wrong. GERMANY!!!!!!!!!!
by JukeJointJezebel July 12, 2006
Get the Germany mug.A greasy, insolent subhuman. A talent lacking "musician" who should be euthanized, if not, sterilized immediately. Greatly resembles a sewer rat. Is incapable of presenting himself in a clean hygenic manner. Kid Rock, as well as his fans, believe that whoring around with HIV Positive women is a proud accomplishment. Glorified white trash.
Kid Rock is a dirty, talent lacking, shit eating waste of life. People who listen to him are no better.
by JukeJointJezebel July 15, 2006
Get the Kid Rock mug.A great place to work if you enjoy having to deal with BMW's(big military wifes) and managment that treat their employees like garbage. Terrible place to shop for clothes, awful selection.
Today I went to the PX to buy some clothes but all they had was ugly ghetto hip-hop clothes and Tommy Hilfiger rags! screw Aafes!
by jukejointjezebel August 11, 2006
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