1 definition by JohnathanPieforPM
Someone who is a compulsive liar, makes facts up as he/she goes along and labels anything they disagree with as "Fake News". A "Trump" is generally incredibly incompetent at their profession yet has somehow managed to reach a position of power, generally defying all forms of logic and reason. (Refer to the people in the White House if you want proof of that.) Additionally a "Trump" often gets side-tracked during a serious conversation and starts talking about something completely irrelevant before eventually getting back on topic.
A "Trump" will generally also have difficulty with basic spelling and grammar... Sure everyone makes a slip up here and there... But a "trump" will have people whose entire job is to proof read things they put out to the public in written or text form, and a "trump" will often bypass them completely.
A "Trump" will generally also have difficulty with basic spelling and grammar... Sure everyone makes a slip up here and there... But a "trump" will have people whose entire job is to proof read things they put out to the public in written or text form, and a "trump" will often bypass them completely.
Normal person: "We really need to deal with climate change."
"Trump" : "Nah... That's just Fake News."
Normal person: "Oh my god! Did you see that idiot run over a pedestrian?"
"Trump": "Yeah. It's a real shame it happened... But I just had the best chocolate cake in the world."
Normal person: "What the hell is wrong with you?! That pedestrian needs an ambulance!"
"Trump": "Oh yeah. We should maybe call an ambulance for that..."
"Trump" : "Nah... That's just Fake News."
Normal person: "Oh my god! Did you see that idiot run over a pedestrian?"
"Trump": "Yeah. It's a real shame it happened... But I just had the best chocolate cake in the world."
Normal person: "What the hell is wrong with you?! That pedestrian needs an ambulance!"
"Trump": "Oh yeah. We should maybe call an ambulance for that..."
by JohnathanPieforPM September 3, 2018