6 definitions by Jim Steele
PimpA pimp exclusivley pimping
Milfs he/she may also pimp all kinds of other beings but specializes in the pimping of Milfs
Milfs he/she may also pimp all kinds of other beings but specializes in the pimping of Milfs
Horny Crackhead:"Yo man! Do u know where i can find some1 who knows alot about crazy old hoes!"
Mimp:"Just check out Mimp Inc. or your friendly neighbourhood Mimp call 1-900-MIMPMYASS for a Mimp near you!"
Mimp:"Just check out Mimp Inc. or your friendly neighbourhood Mimp call 1-900-MIMPMYASS for a Mimp near you!"
by Jim Steele December 8, 2003
The almighty ruler of heaven and earth. Well thats "God". If your just talking about "a god" it could be Yahweh, Allah, Zeus, or even Bob if you want.
Some people do not believe in any god, and some believe in a symbolic one. These are the most brilliant people on the planet(including John Lennon & I). They understand that they will not appear in a fiery pit or anywhere else after they die. Yet they live as well as any Christian because they know that hell is every bit of guilt, depression, rejection, and pain felt in life, and that heaven is all comfort, happiness, love, and peace. Some pray to a god for hours everyday. Do they think He likes to, or is even able to listen to millions of people talk about their problems? They could spend that time doing good for the world and then they wouldn't feel so depressed, & would have friends to talk to instead of just God. If every minute spent praying for God to help the world was spent actually helping the world, we would live in heaven.
Some people do not believe in any god, and some believe in a symbolic one. These are the most brilliant people on the planet(including John Lennon & I). They understand that they will not appear in a fiery pit or anywhere else after they die. Yet they live as well as any Christian because they know that hell is every bit of guilt, depression, rejection, and pain felt in life, and that heaven is all comfort, happiness, love, and peace. Some pray to a god for hours everyday. Do they think He likes to, or is even able to listen to millions of people talk about their problems? They could spend that time doing good for the world and then they wouldn't feel so depressed, & would have friends to talk to instead of just God. If every minute spent praying for God to help the world was spent actually helping the world, we would live in heaven.
"I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It's just that the translations have gone wrong." -John Lennon
by Jim Steele August 8, 2006
The almighty ruler of heaven and earth. Well thats "God". If your just talking about "a god" it could be Yahweh, Allah, Zeus, or even Bob if you want.
Some people do not believe in any god. Others believe in a symbolic one. These people are among the most brilliant on Earth(including John Lennon & I). They understand that they will not appear in a fiery pit or anywhere else after they die. Yet they live as well as any Christian because they know that hell is every bit of guilt, depression, rejection, and pain felt in life, and that heaven is all comfort, happiness, love, and peace. Some pray to a god for hours everyday. Do they think He likes to, or is even able to listen to millions of people talk about their problems? They could spend that time doing good for the world and then they wouldn't feel so depressed, & would have friends to talk to instead of just God. If every minute spent praying for God to help the world was spent actually helping the world, we would live in heaven.
Some people do not believe in any god. Others believe in a symbolic one. These people are among the most brilliant on Earth(including John Lennon & I). They understand that they will not appear in a fiery pit or anywhere else after they die. Yet they live as well as any Christian because they know that hell is every bit of guilt, depression, rejection, and pain felt in life, and that heaven is all comfort, happiness, love, and peace. Some pray to a god for hours everyday. Do they think He likes to, or is even able to listen to millions of people talk about their problems? They could spend that time doing good for the world and then they wouldn't feel so depressed, & would have friends to talk to instead of just God. If every minute spent praying for God to help the world was spent actually helping the world, we would live in heaven.
"I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It's just that the translations have gone wrong."
John Lennon
John Lennon
by Jim Steele August 8, 2006
The almighty ruler of heaven and earth. Well thats "God". If your just talking about "a god" it could be Yahweh, Allah, Zeus, or even Bob if you want.
Some people do not believe in any god, and some believe in a symbolic one. These are the most brilliant people on the planet(including John Lennon & I). They understand that they will not appear in a fiery pit or anywhere else after they die. Yet they live as well as any Christian because they know that hell is every bit of guilt, depression, rejection, and pain felt in life, and that heaven is all comfort, happiness, love, and peace. Some pray to a god for hours everyday. Do they think he enjoys, or is even able to listen to millions of people talk about their problems? They could spend that time doing good for the world and then they wouldn't feel so depressed, & would have friends to talk to instead of just God. If every minute spent praying for God to help the world was spent actually helping the world, we would live in heaven.
Some people do not believe in any god, and some believe in a symbolic one. These are the most brilliant people on the planet(including John Lennon & I). They understand that they will not appear in a fiery pit or anywhere else after they die. Yet they live as well as any Christian because they know that hell is every bit of guilt, depression, rejection, and pain felt in life, and that heaven is all comfort, happiness, love, and peace. Some pray to a god for hours everyday. Do they think he enjoys, or is even able to listen to millions of people talk about their problems? They could spend that time doing good for the world and then they wouldn't feel so depressed, & would have friends to talk to instead of just God. If every minute spent praying for God to help the world was spent actually helping the world, we would live in heaven.
"I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It's just that the translations have gone wrong." -John Lennon
by Jim Steele August 2, 2006
NOT the word of God. Just a clever work of fiction that Christian cults take literally.
Smarter people ignor the bible because most of it is clearly not true.
However, who would disagree with the 10 Commandments? Just because God didn't send them down from heaven doesn't mean its OK to kill, steal, ect.
The smartest people of all understand that and learn to look at the bible symbolically. For example, "hell" is every bit of guilt, depression, rejection, and pain felt in life, while "heaven" is all comfort, happiness, love, and peace.
I, being one of these brilliant people, don't live a good life because I'm afraid of appearing in a fiery pit after I die, it just feels right. One of the greatest people that ever walked the Earth had an understanding similar to this- here is John Lennon's view on God:
"I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It's just that the translations have gone wrong." Well said, John. Well said.
christian: I talk to God every day.
atheist: Does he talk back?
christian: Yes, through the bible.
atheist: Dumbass. The bible was written by humans. Its not God's word, its a moral guide to life. Do you want to be like Jesus?
christian: Yes
atheist: Then stop telling Him to help people and start helping people!!!
atheist: Does he talk back?
christian: Yes, through the bible.
atheist: Dumbass. The bible was written by humans. Its not God's word, its a moral guide to life. Do you want to be like Jesus?
christian: Yes
atheist: Then stop telling Him to help people and start helping people!!!
by Jim Steele August 12, 2006
by Jim Steele December 8, 2003