Crumple the carrier bag

To have a posh wank with a Durex extra safe. Known thus due to the noise that you will make.

I got busted twice last nite crumpling the carrier bag, shocker.

by Jibber June 13, 2005

jibber

the coolest MxO Player ever!

damn...jibber is cool!!

by jibber March 18, 2005

Andover Anchovy Afficionado

A dyke. A lesbian. Originates from the smell of anchovies that often exudes from the vagina of an andovian scale-sucker.

No way is she straight dude, she's proper rank, a real Andover Anchovy Afficionado.

by Jibber July 05, 2006

chai

A lucky or deflected table football goal, usually of the scabby nature.
Orig. Takes its name from Chai Patel, master of the above goal.

That goal was such a chai..

by Jibber January 11, 2007

Vag hag

A lesbian (pronounced vaj hag). The term is a popular abbreviation of vagina hag.
Whereas the word Lesbian may have positive connotations (www.welivetogether.com), Vag hag is most certainly derrogatory. See Andover Anchovy Afficionado

OMG she is such a vag hag, you can smell the kippers from a mile.

by Jibber June 13, 2005

Grolsch Penis Combo

To have a wank whilst watching porn with a beer bottle in your spare hand.

I maxxed out my Grolsh Penis combo last sat. I split it all over the carpet: messy...

by Jibber June 13, 2005