Definitions by Jerome Jenkins

cock-dick 

The male sex organ of a chicken.

An insult aimed at someone who has a dick that is the size of chicken's.

Herbert's lady friend laughed and pointed at his cock-dick when he whipped it out for her pleasure. She grabbed a magnifying glass instead.

cock-dick by Jerome Jenkins May 23, 2006

MILPH 

Man, I'd Like to Plug Her

May be used in conjunction with MILF.

Jerome: Shitkins! Check out that MILPH!
Albert: MILF? Where?! She's 16, dude.
Jerome: Not MILF, dickeye. MILPH!
Albert: Ohhh. Fuck yeah! Albert want some.
Jerome: She's mine, muthaphucka. Step off.

MILPH by Jerome Jenkins May 22, 2006

Karl Hungus 

Key character in the movie, The Big Lebowski. A German porn star who came to fix the cable.

Karl Hungus has a big dick and he came to fix the cable. See Big Lebowski.

Karl Hungus by Jerome Jenkins May 22, 2006

Super Whorio Bros. - Dick Hunt 

Mario and Luigi's latest adventure. They search for dick, jump into pipes, consume mushrooms, bust bricks with their heads, and fuck innocent turtles. That's what Italian plumbers do.

Yo nigga, you get the new Super Whorio Bros. - Dick Hunt combo game yet? That's some phaggoty shit, but I can't stop playing!

Super Whorio Bros. - Dick Hunt by Jerome Jenkins May 22, 2006

brown magic marker

(BMM) The brown streaking marks left in a toilet bowl after flushing large amounts of soft fecal matter. Usually the result of eating burritos and drinking multiple beers.

"Ricardo is gonna kill me. I brown magic markered his toilet. Fuck! Hand me a towel"

brown magic marker by Jerome Jenkins May 10, 2006

beached whale 

When fecal matter in a toilet is only partly submerged in water and partially lay on the dry porcelain of the toilet bowl.

"Shit. Look at that beached whale! Sorry brown buddy, I didn't mean to let you perish like that."

beached whale by Jerome Jenkins May 10, 2006