9 definitions by Jebblebbles

fartawful

Synonym for FALAFEL. Falafel is also called fartawful because it gives you smelly farts.

I had a fartawful sandwich for lunch today. It was tasty.

by Jebblebbles May 17, 2007

melonballing

The sexual act of a man suspending his testicles to be massaged in between a woman's breasts. Sort of like a combination of teabagging and titty fucking.

Oh man, my girlfriend melonballed me last night. It made my balls feel good. You really need to try melonballing. It's the shiz.

by Jebblebbles February 13, 2008

sarcastabitch

A person, usually female, who is both sarcastic and extremely bitchy.

Dude, losing her was a blessing in disguise. She was a major sarcastabitch.

by Jebblebbles January 28, 2008

pocket kite

A pocket sized kite, sold through an infomercial, that is changing the lives of success minded individuals worldwide!

I was at the club and was getting rejected left and right. I never thought I'd score with these hot young babes. I thought I might be getting old or had just lost my touch! But when I took out my pocket kite the ladies took notice! I soon had a beautiful woman on each arm and a pocket full of phone numbers and a full date calendar. They told me the pocket kite looks so natural, you can't even tell it's not my real kite. Pocket kite, thank you for giving me back my mojo!

by Jebblebbles March 3, 2008

politics

Promoting the lies of a particular group.

"Daddy, why did you lie to them?" "It's politics, son"

by Jebblebbles January 28, 2008

prosticlaw

A sexual device for men which is inserted into the anus, and which grabs hold of the prostate. Comes in both regular and Excalibur models. Also see the prostate weasel.

Oh man... Karen used the prosticlaw on me last night and I exploded!

by Jebblebbles March 3, 2008

ass pizza

The gas and diarrhea that results from eating pizza. Especially occurs in individuals who are lactose intolerant.

Unfortunately I can't go to the prom as I have a bad case of ass pizza.

by Jebblebbles May 17, 2007