51 definitions by JeBus

Kweef

The expulsion of vaginal gas; a pussy fart.

"You are such a queef".
"I was cornholing my ol' lady and she queefed".

by JeBus December 30, 2005

sean connery

Once an ordinary man, Sean Connery has attained god-like power from his facial hair. He also makes great action movies.

Oh my god! It's Sean Connery! *worships*

by JeBus September 10, 2003

Sofa Cru

A crew that were happyy in the begining but now there is a divide. consists of Aiden,Alfie,Josh,Alex(f),lorna,Bexx,Andy,Joe,Frey,Lucy,Hannah R,Hannah C,Pinn (when he comes in),Tasha,Charlie,Katie,Sadly enough elle,Dom,Sarah,Ellie,Ellen,Charlotte,Rahael,Rebecca,Tanya and soon to join..Nick B and maybe Andy Sage.

"Fuck its the Sofa Cru"
"Whos the Sofa Cru?"
"Exactly..."
"Well they are no KY"

by JeBus May 1, 2004

catholic

Religion that worships "Da Pope", apparently because of his big hat. But we all know that the pope has a cool hat because it has to keep his life support hidden from everyone.

Hey, look! It's Da Pope! Maybe if someone sneezes he'll finally die.

by JeBus March 26, 2005

Shiggity

Very good. Pleasing. The best.

"You like my new pants?"
"Very Shiggity!"

by JeBus June 3, 2003

Railroad

To have anal sex with a woman using ribbed condoms, leaving a "railroad" track.

Becky got railroaded last night, now she hurts.

by JeBus January 22, 2005

rids

a hot sexy beast.......

"oh rids i want to have your babies"

by JeBus August 15, 2004