The FML Game

Occurs in real life,msn or other social networking sites. where one person will come out with a statement such as "FML my dog shat on my bed"

this will then insight the FML game in which everyone will compete as to why their lifes more shit
"FML my dog shat on my bed"
"well FML my mum threw my PS3 out the window"
"well FML i broke both my legs"
"Fuck you all my internets down, No porn for a week"
"woh dude you win the FML game"
"yh man shit fuck your life "
"id totally just kill myself"
by Jdawgthecool October 15, 2009
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Brutus

A good freind who betrays u in some way
being it with the ladies
or noobing u on Cod4


"dude,u fucking Brutus u stole my kill "
"i didnt see your name on it "
"dude,u fucking Brutus u stole my kill "
"i didnt see your name on it "
by Jdawgthecool January 08, 2009
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Steve Irwin syndrome

This is the classic signs of tempting fate catagorized by Steve irwin. its tv hosts and other crazy ppl who spend their lives tempting fate swiming with sharks, living in the wilderness, visiting the most dangerous gangs of the world. this syndrome simply is that eventually they will lose to fate. Steve irwin to be exact and end up dead. Ppl who might eventually fall prey to this Ross kemp, Bear grylls, Ray mears
"Dude Bear grylls totally got mauled by a bear"
"how fricking ironic is that "
"ah well he tempting fate "
"yh classic Steve Irwin syndrome"
by Jdawgthecool July 18, 2009
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frendz zone

frendz zone is wen ur getting kinda romantic with a girl but u wait to fucking long to make a move. watch out bitches ur in the frends zone. she'll keep talking to u and mildly flirting with u. but there will be no touching and u get to hear about all the other guys she'd like to plough.
beware the frendz zone.
yh me and monica were getting close u kno getting ready to hit that . waited to fuckin long man now she wont shut the fuck up about that david cunt. im officially in the frendz zone .
by Jdawgthecool July 18, 2009
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Despite all logic and reason you go after the hardest longest guy/girl on the market. even tho many other fine young specimen have made it clear they would be up for a bit of the old In out in out. Relates to marty mcfly complex original strain coz instead of doing the simple pride forces u to take the long road even its more hazardous.
"Doc what the fucks wrong with me, im on dis loooong chic, dnt even think she likes me."
"then why are u with her my good man. isnt that fine young lady, Ellie giving u the eye "
"yh but this chic'll be worth it someday"
"seems to me like you've got Marty McFly Complex Type 2"
"no shit sherlock"
by Jdawgthecool March 24, 2009
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Millie

(verb)Meaning to have sex with or engage in intercourse with. but also entails doing something dirty.
"Man that girls so fit, she'd get Millie'd. seriously i would millie her anywhere any time"
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Overaged

Old women who think they're hot and think they're totall Milfs but they're not theyre just Overaged, Old and haggered
Cameron Diaz looks so overaged nowadays but did u see her in the Mask. i just had a Bruce Willis
by Jdawgthecool July 06, 2009
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