9 definitions by Jbob

Derrock

v. to quit early; to stop before the finish line
n. someone who asks for handouts
sports- to derrick out in football to take a dive. in basketball- to cheer really really good. in golf- to use the foot wedge
what a derrick (look at that cheerleader)
Synonyms include democrat, leftwing bed-wetter
Afraid of men calling him sweetie in bright orange jumpsuits.

A derrick lifestyle is synonomous with the french. They quit early, surrender often, and have tendencies we cannot discuss.

by Jbob April 24, 2004

Playing in the grass

fucking a chick with hair down there

i played in the grass last night

by Jbob April 27, 2003

JBob

the coolest, best looking "Bob" of them all. jbob is the guy who earns respect, and talks trash. he is the unbeatable. he is the coolest. he is JBob

Whoa, that JBob is one cool guy!

by Jbob February 2, 2004

trouser snake beating

slapping(if you a guy)or being slapped (if you a girl) by a dick after giving or getting head.

bitch how bout a trouser snake beating!

by Jbob April 27, 2003

groggy

A sleepy, dull feeling, making you slow to move or think; evoking an image of being mentally water-logged

I slept 14 hours last night, so this morning I feel very groggy.

by Jbob March 22, 2005

mow the lawn

when a girl shaves down there and keeps it shaved.

she keeps her lawn mowed

by Jbob April 27, 2003

play in the mud

fucking a chick in the ass

if there's no grass flip her over and play in the mud.

by Jbob April 27, 2003