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A town comprised of many males who aspire to nothing but sports. Even though the entire school is obsessed with sports such as Football and Lacrosse, farmingdalers have something to show for it. No matter how much Massapequa may think they are better than farmingdale in such said sports... they..sadly are NOT. Proven so after Farmingdale took home the LI Championships in football.
No matter how much Massapequa wishes they were better FARMINGDALE WILL ALWAYS KICK ASS IN ALL GAMES AGAINST THEM.
by Jbean June 11, 2005
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The combination of garbage and urine fumes that passes for air in New York City in August.
I need to take a shower. I'm completely covered in subway smuck!
by Jbean October 9, 2003
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1. A dark, moist place.
2. A technical term used in knitting (local to Wisconsin.)

(from Ft. Smith, Arkansas, where there is a Dr. Crotty Foot Clinic.)
In the fall of 2002, Nike introduced new shoes that separated the big toe from the rest of the foot, thus inflicting thousands of hip young people with crottyfoot.

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She was having trouble knitting; the yarn kept catching in the crotty.
by Jbean October 9, 2003
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