21 definitions by JayR

cockpiece

You know... a wang.

"Lick up this cockpiece, slut."

by JayR August 27, 2003

chicken style

A great way to bone a slut. You are hitting it doggy style and then you gear into a snowmobile which you knock her arms down so she's face first and then flap your arms like a chicken while bocking.

"I hit it chicken style, I hit it up for miles in the home improvement aisle."

by JayR August 27, 2003

grim

A new school word for cool.

Yo, those fucking Air Twos are grim as shit, son.

by JayR June 21, 2004

soggy ho

A fat, sloppy, sweaty, deep fry cooking, nasty ass slut who sends her kids to school in beat ass clothes and three year old shoes.

Any mother named Pam.

by JayR August 27, 2003

PETA

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. We care more about animals than humans. Haha it's true, I won't deny it like the other pro PETA people. I would slice a dude's throat in a second, but I'd never eat a burger. Cause animals don't lie, corrupt, destroy, pollute and ruin the world. But everyday on the news, some fuck is raping an 8 year old or killing an old man for life insurance. Look in the mirror, we are the enemy. Sorry.

"PETA indirectly supports anti-human ideals.. but they are entirely valid."

by JayR July 3, 2004

Talent

Being able to twist one's man's balls and scratch one's man's ass at the same time. Also being able to stretch one's titties and stuff them in her ass.

"That girl Stephanie has mad talent... if you catch my drift.."

by JayR August 27, 2003

wooden eye

The sexiest thing about a slut. Preferably with a rusty nail in it.

"My cunt's got a wooden eye.. so she only has 20/0 vision.

by JayR August 27, 2003