Jane's definitions

closey mccloserson

a person who parks too close to another person.

way to go, closey mccloserson. you almost scratched my car.

by jane February 18, 2005

queerasshomo

someone who is really fucking gay .A guy that sleeps with other dudes

a gay person walking down the street with a tight shirt on you say hey queerasshomo

by jane March 24, 2005

tosser

As far as I'm aware tosser has nothing to do with mastubation but comes from an old sailing term for a drunken idiot - 'he's a toss pot' - ie someone who drinks a lot is a tosser or toss pot.

by jane August 13, 2003

loud and clear

Obvious; when something is "in-your-face" and apparent.

"I hear you, LOUD AND CLEAR!"

by Jane January 30, 2004

DUI

Driving Under the Influence--popular amongst teenagers

Did you hear about Mark? He got a DUI!

by Jane November 13, 2003

love

it's an emotion that has a power over you to make you desperately sad or overly happy... it will be how you want it to be

why dont you love me?

i think im in love with you...

by jane May 13, 2005

Nordstrom's

a store where they sell clothing, shoes, makeup and acessories, often a very nice place to shop

I went to buy a new pair of shoes at Nordstrom's because tonight was the prom

by Jane January 1, 2004