Jane's definitions

closey mccloserson

a person who parks too close to another person.

way to go, closey mccloserson. you almost scratched my car.

by jane February 18, 2005

hague

ox- bow!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shit the bed
hooooo- yeaaah!

by jane May 22, 2003

holmdel

Holmdel is a town in central New Jersey. It consists of 4 schools, Holmdel Park, your house, your neighbor's house, Temptations, and the Holmdel Commons.

Holmdel is a boring place to be.

by jane April 2, 2005

love

it's an emotion that has a power over you to make you desperately sad or overly happy... it will be how you want it to be

why dont you love me?

i think im in love with you...

by jane May 13, 2005

tosser

As far as I'm aware tosser has nothing to do with mastubation but comes from an old sailing term for a drunken idiot - 'he's a toss pot' - ie someone who drinks a lot is a tosser or toss pot.

by jane August 13, 2003

DUI

Driving Under the Influence--popular amongst teenagers

Did you hear about Mark? He got a DUI!

by Jane November 13, 2003

gothic

1. A person who has sincerely immersed themselves in a stoic and depressingly good literature, is rather solemn and is gothic because of a state of mind not the clothes, black nails, or music.
2. Some jerkoff who wants to be definition number one but is just a retarded teenager confuzed by puberty and taking it out on the world, catagorizing themselves, and shopping at the all-mighty evil, Hot Topic... because they think its all about how they dress and what they listen to.

For definition 1-
The gothic culture was always been looked down upon due to a lack of social acceptance
For Definition 2-
"Dude. check out the new clothes and lipstick i got from hot topic. i am so gothic" <--should be shot.

by jane December 10, 2003