Jane's definitions

twank

when you wank off against a tree.

Johnny twanked against that tree twenty times last week.

by Jane March 2, 2004

signifyin'

The root of the word is "sign", as in pronouncing or interpreting "signs" of the future or important spiritual symbols. This must be related to African or Afro-American religious and spiritual practices involving the serious disucssion of divine signs and their meanings.
In a more general sense, if someone is said to be "signifyin"", it may mean that they are taking themselves to seriously by holding forth on deep portentious subjects in a self-important manner.
One might be describing pretentious intellectualizing or over-bearing preaching about matters which should make us humble by their mystery.

When asked to sign a timesheet at work, the manager said, "Sure.. in Heberew or English ?"
On which a passing co-worker commented, "There he goes signifyin' again."
Since I happen to be Jewish, I know exactly what he meant.

by Jane September 5, 2003

Janosaur

synonymous with "coolest person in the world". The Janosaur never loses, especially to Zacharus who only things he is greater.

The Janosaur annhilated her many foes, especially the weakling zacharus, with only a slight regret since Zacharus had once made damn good spaghetti sauce.

by Jane December 6, 2004

closey mccloserson

a person who parks too close to another person.

way to go, closey mccloserson. you almost scratched my car.

by jane February 18, 2005

tosser

As far as I'm aware tosser has nothing to do with mastubation but comes from an old sailing term for a drunken idiot - 'he's a toss pot' - ie someone who drinks a lot is a tosser or toss pot.

by jane August 13, 2003

loud and clear

Obvious; when something is "in-your-face" and apparent.

"I hear you, LOUD AND CLEAR!"

by Jane January 30, 2004

DUI

Driving Under the Influence--popular amongst teenagers

Did you hear about Mark? He got a DUI!

by Jane November 13, 2003