8 definitions by Jalapeno Flavor

Cunt flower

1. When a woman's cunt is perfumed or smells clean.

1. When I went to go down on Jane, it had the smell of a cunt flower.

by Jalapeno Flavor August 21, 2010

Jibarito

The jibarito (pronounced hee-bah-ree-to), a specialty of Chicago, is a sandwich made with flattened, fried green plantains instead of bread. A proper jibarito also contains cheese, lettuce, tomato and garlic-flavored mayonnaise.

When Jose and his family went to the Puerto Rican resturant, they all ordered Jibaritos for lunch.

by Jalapeno Flavor August 29, 2010

Vag bag

1. (Directed toward males) Meaning to stop acting overly insensitive.

2. (Directed toward females) Meaning to constantly use her period as a way to rant.

1. Johnny was upset that he wasn't able to go to the concert so he whined and pouted like a vag bag.

2. Melissa always seems to act like a vag bag when ever family is around.

by Jalapeno Flavor August 16, 2010

Sexed out

To engage in constant intercourse, to the point where you aren't in the mood for quite amount of time.

During our honeymoon, we constantly went at it to the point where we were both sexed out.

by Jalapeno Flavor September 6, 2010

Silver face

The act of putting a large amount of semen on someone's face.

During the porno shoot, the actor gave the actress a silver face for the final scene.

by Jalapeno Flavor November 14, 2010

Snorfting

(Snor-fting)
The act of snoring while farting at the same time.

As the happy couple both went to sleep, Jim was snorfting to the point where Anna had to leave the bed room.

by Jalapeno Flavor October 28, 2010

Jersey Shore Whore

When someone has a fake tan and Euro style of clothing, while using words such as "bro" and fist pumps when engaged in activities.

Those 4 kids walking down the street are Jersey Shore Whores.

by Jalapeno Flavor November 6, 2010