Jacques's definitions

Pretard

1. any rearded person whose name happens to be Peter
2. Anyone born retarded or just stupid
3. Pre–retarded

1. "Hey, he's pretty stupid." "I know he came out of his mother pretarded."
2. "His name is peter too, ohh then he must be a pretard."

by Jacques March 13, 2005

streaker

the friendly employee who cleans your windshield at the gas station

The "streaker" used a very poor technique and left lines all over my windows.

by Jacques February 6, 2004

donk box

A phat ass. An ass that aint all sloppy but is sittin right.

Daaammnn! Look at homegirl in the red, that's a nice lil donk box! That's wassup

by Jacques February 5, 2005

dummy

a stupid person who has no common sense and no brain at all

John U dummy U

by Jacques February 18, 2003

lesbaine

A moderately to extremely butch lesbian, i.e. a lesbian who looks somewhat like a man

It seems that many lesbians like to join up with lesbaines given that one acts more like a woman and the other acts more like a man but is still a woman.

by Jacques March 13, 2005

Up Top

Origins unknown. For those living in a state below New York along the eastern seaboard, it refers to New York.

Ant: Yo, Susan when you going back up top?
Susan: I fly into Laguardia tomorrow.

by Jacques February 5, 2005

internetfreak

a person who thinks the internet is uber

aaron is a internet freak

by Jacques April 7, 2003