Jacques's definitions

jive turkey

someone who talks a lot of shit, either a complete liar or someone who is so full of shit they think they are telling the truth

1) george bush
2) bill clinton

your local used car salesman is a jive turkey. Anytime someone tells u a car is flawless and then tells u to get the extended warrantee is a jive turkey

by Jacques February 22, 2004

internetfreak

a person who thinks the internet is uber

aaron is a internet freak

by Jacques April 7, 2003

Up Top

Origins unknown. For those living in a state below New York along the eastern seaboard, it refers to New York.

Ant: Yo, Susan when you going back up top?
Susan: I fly into Laguardia tomorrow.

by Jacques February 5, 2005

Pretard

1. any rearded person whose name happens to be Peter
2. Anyone born retarded or just stupid
3. Pre–retarded

1. "Hey, he's pretty stupid." "I know he came out of his mother pretarded."
2. "His name is peter too, ohh then he must be a pretard."

by Jacques March 13, 2005

Quitt

When you're constantly sick and complaining about a variety of things, mainly back pains.

Yo, that muthafucka called me to take his shift, what a fuckin quitt!

by Jacques May 13, 2005

pimp

a nigga who got ho'z that give him money and get him w/e he wants

a ho go get my cane

by Jacques April 29, 2004

donk box

A phat ass. An ass that aint all sloppy but is sittin right.

Daaammnn! Look at homegirl in the red, that's a nice lil donk box! That's wassup

by Jacques February 5, 2005