Jackroll's definitions

cottaging

the act of casual sex with someone in the public bogs usually poofs cottage

fucking hell man wooow do you know what the fuck i was thinking about
what
cottaging have you went bastard cottaging before
no but i was cottaging to find a fucking cottage
your a dickhead

by Jackroll April 21, 2006

finger bang

finger bang means to masturbate a woman using your finger look at finger and finger fuck

fuck i was finger banging last night
oh really
yeah
was it the bollocks
no cause she cut my fucking fingers off
unlucky cunt

by Jackroll April 21, 2006

masturbation

the act of fucking yourself thus stimulating the genetails mainly

fuck iam the master of masturbation
oh fuck yes give me tugjob
fuck you and fuck off its a joke
just give me a handjob
fuck off

by Jackroll July 22, 2008

swallowing slut

a cocksucker who gives deep throats

she swallowed my dick that swallowing slut ehh

by Jackroll July 5, 2006

jismdrink

the jismdrink is were you jizz on someones shoe and put wires on it making it stick on the spod and than making the cunt drink the spooge of the shoe causing them to get electricuted by the wires stuck on the jitler.
Warning: you must be 1 yrs old or over to peform a jismdrink on someone you hate maybe the wife would be fucking good

jimmy peformed his fucking first jismdrink yesturday yes 3 years old hes just like his mother only she has a ribbed dick

by jackroll June 25, 2006

rimming

rimming is the act of sticking your tounge in another cunts arse or arsehole and licking usually people belive most bum boys do that (gay bobs) a rim is also the circumference of the arse

fuck me i used to love rimming until i seen too poofs rimming i said 'i will never rim again' can i rim you
ok
2 hours later
man rimming you was shit your rim sucked cock but ah fuck it

by Jackroll April 21, 2006

VD

1.vaginal desease

2.vaginal discharge

your momma got VD because i was mounting her nice

by Jackroll July 7, 2006