Jackroll's definitions

bernard manning

an old timmer comedian born in fucking 1930 he is still famous but not as much as in the cunts old time he tells jokes about his mother-in-law he is crude,sick and what he does the most to make his acts offensive racism thats what the fans look for out of him he is very fat hes brought out
alot of videos(such as bernard bites back,banging with manning,bernard manning shooting from the lip,bernard manning on the job,a dirty evening with bernard manning and more)hes brought out one DVD(an audience with bernard and friends:starring david beckham,and victoria beckham)hes into football he supports manchester because thats where he was conceived from he has a fan club in manchester called the embassy hes aloud to smoke,and drink there he ussually talks to the audience there he is turning old so he wont be doing alot of gigs anymore(so sorry if you have just known about him and think he might be a comedian for you)he swears as much as chubby brown uses the word cunt as much as him so manning your fucking brilliant the comedian john thomson on a DVD called 'steve coogan live 'n' lewd' did an impersonation of bernard manning and changed the name of him to 'bernard righton' anyway bernard your the bollocks

bernard manning:i went into this pub right and this guy i seen was well pissed when he came in and he said 'you'se on the left are a shower of bastards and you'se on the right are a shower of cunts' and one guy on the left said 'iam not a bastard' he said 'well go over there with the cunts then'.LOL
i once bought my kids for christmas a set of batteries and it said at the back toys not included.LOL
iam glad iam not bisexual i would hate to be put down by men the way i do by women.LOL

by Jackroll September 15, 2006

blowy

a blowy is a word used to discribe giving head but fucking hell it is a good word to use usually spelt ''blowie''

fucking hell i got a blowy on friday
yeah yesturday i had a blowy day but not a blowy your lucky
go tell some cunt who gives a toss cause if you think i do you can stick that up your jacksie and blow me
ok
nooooo i didn't mean it like that

by Jackroll April 21, 2006

front scuttle

like back scuttle but fucking different to scuttle at the front(doing it in the crack hole)like the missionary position

fucking hell you know you told me a back scuttle is an act of sodomy
fuck yes
well my other fucking friend told me you can call the fucking bastard missionary position a front scuttle
get to fuck how the fuck does he know that
it was on the urban dictionary
how fucking daft arsed am i
yeah

by Jackroll April 21, 2006

bunt job

to get a gob job while having a shit in the bog

fucking hell man i need to shit outside
what the fuck for
cause the boogy man gives you a bunt job
how does that happen
fucked if i know

by Jackroll April 22, 2006

masturbation

the act of fucking yourself thus stimulating the genetails mainly

fuck iam the master of masturbation
oh fuck yes give me tugjob
fuck you and fuck off its a joke
just give me a handjob
fuck off

by Jackroll July 22, 2008

finger bang

finger bang means to masturbate a woman using your finger look at finger and finger fuck

fuck i was finger banging last night
oh really
yeah
was it the bollocks
no cause she cut my fucking fingers off
unlucky cunt

by Jackroll April 21, 2006

cottaging

the act of casual sex with someone in the public bogs usually poofs cottage

fucking hell man wooow do you know what the fuck i was thinking about
what
cottaging have you went bastard cottaging before
no but i was cottaging to find a fucking cottage
your a dickhead

by Jackroll April 21, 2006